top !0 texts you never want to get

The girl I've been seeing went to her sons graduation at college last Saturday and she stayed there all night and partied with him and his friends.I couldn't go because I had my 3 boys . So Monday morning I'm at work and I get this text " I'm really sorry about the pictures my son posted of me on his facebook page" I have no internet access at work, but by the time I got home and checked there were no pics on his facebook, so I'm guessing he either took them down or had his security settings where I couldn't see them . I never brought it up again. I'm sure a lot of you have gotten a lot worse texts than that so I thought maybe we could start a list of texts you never want to get.