Today I found out!

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That when you're on a plane to Taiwan and a pretty Chinese girl asks you why you are rubbing your knee in broken English.

saying "I hurt it doing breaststroke the other day" is not the best thing to say.

Instead, say you hurt it swimming!

It was all resolved with some swimming arm motions but there we go!
 
Oh boy, I wish she was sitting next to me on the plane was 19 and stunning! I would ruin her!
 
Did you stroke her breast in the end though? :p
I hope he did. Not many people join the mile high club.

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Chinese girls are meh. Can't come around those weird nipple's but Asian THOTS are the shit tbh
 
I'm not sure if she was from China or Taiwan. I'm sat in Teipai airport right now waiting for a flight to phnom penh in the morning and honestly I've not seen a rough looking girl yet!
 
One of my posts got deleted for inappropriate content. I didn't realise some words are not allowed. I'm not sure which mod deleted it but would like to apologize.
 
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