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Tiger Woods Gets A Beat Down

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jonnyquest, Dec 2, 2009.

  1. jonnyquest

    jonnyquest Regular Member

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    Had to share

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    It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's
    wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

    Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she
    hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down
    for a 5."

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
    Now he has a hole-in-one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
    Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.........

    What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
    morning? They went clubbing

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He
    couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

    JQ
     
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  2. cagefighter

    cagefighter Junior Member

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    LMAO!

    thats great!

    Poor tiger WTF is wrong with him your the most famous athlete in the world not only that but you have a billion dollars in the bank dont get fucking married wait until your playing golf days becomes a hobby.

    Couldnt imagine how hard it must be for him, pussy probably just clings to him as soon as he walks out of his house.
     
  3. jonnyquest

    jonnyquest Regular Member

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    That's exactly my thinking...dumb shit...be #1 and a whore on top of that..why not!
     
  4. recon dude

    recon dude Newbie

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    Six words never uttered before yesterday: "

    "It sucks to be Tiger Woods..."
     
  5. Jagged55

    Jagged55 Power Member

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    I like....Tiger now changed his name to Cheetah! :)
     
  6. megler

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    Why do they always bang cocktail waitresses? Aren't there ever hot chicks in any other niches? Hot dental assistant, Hot chick that detailed your car, etc...
     
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    Jeremy_AM Regular Member

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    lol, i love it
     
  8. antx16

    antx16 Power Member

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    another one that got forced into marriage by mummy
     
  9. MikeHustle

    MikeHustle Power Member

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    Failure!

    He was banging a lot of chicks since he turned pro. He met elin 7 years into his career.

    There's a saying, "a man is only as faithful as his options".

    I think he's dumb for getting caught, not dumb for cheating. Cheating is so standard!!! Something like 37% of all married couples cheat.


    BTW those jokes were lame.