Tiger Woods Gets A Beat Down

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It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's
wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she
hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down
for a 5."

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.........

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He
couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

JQ

LMAO!

thats great!

Poor tiger WTF is wrong with him your the most famous athlete in the world not only that but you have a billion dollars in the bank dont get fucking married wait until your playing golf days becomes a hobby.

Couldnt imagine how hard it must be for him, pussy probably just clings to him as soon as he walks out of his house.

cagefighter said:

LMAO!

thats great!

Poor tiger WTF is wrong with him your the most famous athlete in the world not only that but you have a billion dollars in the bank dont get fucking married wait until your playing golf days becomes a hobby.

Couldnt imagine how hard it must be for him, pussy probably just clings to him as soon as he walks out of his house.

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That's exactly my thinking...dumb shit...be #1 and a whore on top of that..why not!

Six words never uttered before yesterday: "

"It sucks to be Tiger Woods..."

I like....Tiger now changed his name to Cheetah!

Why do they always bang cocktail waitresses? Aren't there ever hot chicks in any other niches? Hot dental assistant, Hot chick that detailed your car, etc...

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.........

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lol, i love it

another one that got forced into marriage by mummy

myhatturnedblack said:

a guy one said in life there is only one important thing to do...and that thing is....bang as many chicks as possible....preferbly b4 ur married .......this is tigers story before he was famous he was prolly a virgin...he got big and famous met a model and thought damn........i gotta marry when will i get another chance like this......then after that he said dammmmmm i can get any chick i want now hmmmm decisions decisions
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Failure!

He was banging a lot of chicks since he turned pro. He met elin 7 years into his career.

There's a saying, "a man is only as faithful as his options".

I think he's dumb for getting caught, not dumb for cheating. Cheating is so standard!!! Something like 37% of all married couples cheat.


BTW those jokes were lame.