Three little piggies...

Three little piggies went to market
One became stake
One became bacon
One came back home with money for spam domains

Red riding hood was walking through the forest
The big bad wolf appears out of nowhere
Red riding hood pulls out a PDF and sells it to the wolf for $97

Once upon a time in a far-far-away land
A white prince receives a letter about an inheritance from a Nigerian king
He sells his castle to pay the banking fees to be able to get his inheritance

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Once upon a time there was a dear sir.

Are we doing jokes? I think these two are funny (for us at least)

The fat piggy died.

Neon said:

Once upon a time there was a dear sir.

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Dear sir started eating chair.