- Oct 24, 2011
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"Hey, listen up... There's this new virus going around -- the COVID-19 virus. It's serious stuff! Tell everyone you know to stop going outside."
"Yo, I'm telling you, him, her, her, him, and everyone else to NOT go outside. Stay indoors. Tell everyone to do the same. This is serious. I heard it from a guy. I trust this guy. He's smart. He knows things. One of those intellectuals."
"Whatever, dude."
"Babe, there's a virus going around. I think it's serious. You should tell one of your nerdy friends that uses the internet all the time, so that they can really get the word out."
"Hello, World! The sky is falling! The virus is everywhere! Please everyone, stay at home! Stay indoors. Stock up on Twinkies, canned food, water, toilet paper, and pi! Ha! See what I did there! Yes, it was a joke but I'm very serious! The sky is falling!!!"
"Virus? Oh, puh-leeze... I'm going out and you can tell that virus to talk to the hand!"
"There's always a new virus. It's all just political mumbo jumbo. There's SARS, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, Ebola, Corona, yadda, yadda, yadda. Let me guess... In another few years, we'll have a Budweiser Virus or a Pikachu Virus. I'm so over it."
"Wow, are people really this stupid?"
"We're not stupid. We're just not all that smart. It's a hoax. Let's just get around as many people as we possibly can and just have fun!"
"Wow. They really are that dumb."
...meanwhile, as news continues to spread, people seem to not be able to stop doing this...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this...
It's like people are trying their hardest to have the world looking like this...
Hopefully one day, people will learn to do this...
But I do understand... People have lives to live and places to go, which is why this will continue to spread until there's a vaccine. You can't completely stay at home if you have a job to report to. The bills need to be paid. It would be far too much to ask of too many people for everyone to just sit tight for a month or two. Such an 'ask' would be devastating to so many people, so here we are. Living through it as best we can.
"Yo, I'm telling you, him, her, her, him, and everyone else to NOT go outside. Stay indoors. Tell everyone to do the same. This is serious. I heard it from a guy. I trust this guy. He's smart. He knows things. One of those intellectuals."
"Whatever, dude."
"Babe, there's a virus going around. I think it's serious. You should tell one of your nerdy friends that uses the internet all the time, so that they can really get the word out."
"Hello, World! The sky is falling! The virus is everywhere! Please everyone, stay at home! Stay indoors. Stock up on Twinkies, canned food, water, toilet paper, and pi! Ha! See what I did there! Yes, it was a joke but I'm very serious! The sky is falling!!!"
"Virus? Oh, puh-leeze... I'm going out and you can tell that virus to talk to the hand!"
"There's always a new virus. It's all just political mumbo jumbo. There's SARS, Bird Flu, Swine Flu, Ebola, Corona, yadda, yadda, yadda. Let me guess... In another few years, we'll have a Budweiser Virus or a Pikachu Virus. I'm so over it."
"Wow, are people really this stupid?"
"We're not stupid. We're just not all that smart. It's a hoax. Let's just get around as many people as we possibly can and just have fun!"
"Wow. They really are that dumb."
...meanwhile, as news continues to spread, people seem to not be able to stop doing this...
...and this...
...and this...
...and this...
It's like people are trying their hardest to have the world looking like this...
Hopefully one day, people will learn to do this...
But I do understand... People have lives to live and places to go, which is why this will continue to spread until there's a vaccine. You can't completely stay at home if you have a job to report to. The bills need to be paid. It would be far too much to ask of too many people for everyone to just sit tight for a month or two. Such an 'ask' would be devastating to so many people, so here we are. Living through it as best we can.