This is false advertising! This crap needs to end!

As if I didn't already have enough reasons to love vanilla ice cream
 
My wife loves Vanilla. Need to show this to her and she will turn into chocolate lover. Hip! Hip! Hooray!
 
We all know how frustrating it is when something that is advertised is different than what you actually receive upon purchase. For me, NOTHING IS WORSE than thinking something is one thing, then to only find out that thing is something completely different.

For example, one of my favorite things in this world is vanilla icecream. Some of my fondest childhood memories is eating icecream cones on hot sunny summer days. MMMM. How awesome is vanilla icecream!?!?

The world seemed perfect for decades and decades with my love for vanilla icecream....that is until I just recently found out my love for vanilla icecream was really a fraud.

Thats right. How can it be a fraud you may ask. Well, Im not sure many of you want to know the truth. I was actually disgusted finding out the truth. Vanilla Icecream is not really vanilla icecream.

Turns out there has been a massive false advertising campaign going on for almost 100 years. This fraud even extends into other favorite snacks and pastries.

99% of vanilla "flavoring" does NOT come from the actual vanilla bean or flower and has nothing to do with vanilla. As it turns out, what you have been told and probably believe is vanilla is actually a juice that comes from an anal gland of a beaver. Yup thats right! All those years of eating vanilla icecream and we've all been unknowingly consuming beaver butt juice.

Don't Believe me? Google: Does vanilla come from beaver?
Joke aside my whole life I believed that I did not like pineapple - juices, gums etc - I hate that fucking taste. Then I tried the real fruit - absolutely love it. What the actual fuck? I do not want to google what did they use for that :D
 
Joke aside my whole life I believed that I did not like pineapple - juices, gums etc - I hate that fucking taste. Then I tried the real fruit - absolutely love it. What the actual fuck? I do not want to google what did they use for that :D

Apparently this is used for a lot of things that say "natural flavoring".
 
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