This is f---ing genius

Jesus, Peter, and Matthew were walking along when they encountered a lake.
Jesus looked at the lake, looked down, then walked across the water to the other side.
Peter looked at Jesus across the lake, looked at the lake, took a deep breath then walked across the water to the other side.

Matthew, astounded by what he just witnessed, looked at Jesus and Peter across the lake, looked at the lake, took a deep breath then started walking and SPLASH fell into the lake, bobbing and weaving and gasping for air.

As Jesus saw this happen, he turned to Peter and said, "I guess he doesn't know where the rocks are."
 
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