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This guy has balls!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by prittykitty, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. prittykitty

    prittykitty Newbie

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    Check out this cl ad.

    http://orlando.craigslist.org/cas/1415504504.html
     
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    ezcashplus BANNED BANNED

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    That is a great fucking ad...thank you.
     
  3. niche1

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    WOW!

    I wonder what kind of response he will get with that ad?
     
  4. zSpyderx

    zSpyderx Junior Member

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    Haha. Cocky
     
  5. ruler0fall

    ruler0fall Power Member

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    Well 1 blank response from me :p
     
  6. chaldoflirt

    chaldoflirt Regular Member

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    lmao omg I need that laugh thanks
     
  7. income2k

    income2k Registered Member

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    That's one funny shit.. Who knows, maybe he got what he wished for and then got his ass beat
     
  8. blackhataffiliate

    blackhataffiliate Senior Member

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    OMG - This is freaking hilarious. I love it!
     
  9. jaerehan

    jaerehan Elite Member

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    LMAO , thats funny ! :clap2:
     
  10. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    I guess making love to your eyes since you're read
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    Reminds me of an ewhore reply i got from a guy along the lines of 'hit me up let's get to know each other and MAYBE IF you're lucky you get my number'

    Anyone ever wonder how it would be if men had the upper hand? :)
     
  11. pvaguru

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    Hahaha omg I wonder if some girl was like "Eh, fuck it"
     
  12. JesusChristSr

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    That is some good shit. It's the reverse psychology...I like it!
     
  13. s0phia

    s0phia Regular Member

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    loool, lets play who gets his CC out first? 3 2 1 go!
     
  14. justsomeguy

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    Haha gold! Hope some good bitch does it would make his day.
     
  15. profs

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    He got a lady for sure, thanks OP for sharing.
     
  16. Fartmaster

    Fartmaster Registered Member

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    That one is great hahah, it reminds me of this one, I seen it and copied it right away, I could not stop laughing when I first read it and still do lmao today when I read it. A real gem of an ad copy here.

    Hello there Girls!

    I just got home not long ago from my job as janitor at the old folks home and finally finished scrubbing the poop and urine off the walls there, now I am settled here at the internet cafe ( cause i am the only person out there that still does not have internet or a pc at home), well I did but had to bring it to the PAWN SHOP cause I blew my pay as usual last night when I went to the "Club" with all my other winner friends who pretend to be ballers and blow their entire week's pay on a bottle of booze and taxi ride home. But hey, We all looked cool and all the girls there thought we were loaded big shots, so thats all that matters, its not like they are gonna appear at the old folks home where I work and say " You are no baller, you are a fake, a fecal scooping janitor.."

    I like to Meet girls on line and tell them awesome stories about "what I wish I was" but I dont tell them that I am the total opposite. I mean, today if you have the gift of the gab with the girlies, thats all that matters, say the right things and they are all over you. Hell, they will never come back to my place, my little one room appartment with my couch as my bed and only a stand up shower and nothing there cause I sell it every month to the pawn shop... Its simple, I just tell the girls that I will bring them by my place "when the time is right" and other things I say that work like a charm and then I can just go to their place and if I am lucky I can eat their food and sleep with them all in one satisfying visit, if I say all the right things she wants to hear, most of the time I score a lay for the night and a nice meal and if I work it real hard, I can get her to pay for us both at the movies, cause I can just say that I lost my wallet on the way there, or got robbed at the metro station.

    By the way, if they ask me, " Where is your car?" I simply say, I lost my licence for speeding at 230 on the highway ( cause I am such a badass), but I will have it back soon. It always works. I always carry a keychain I bought at the eaton center that has the BMW logo on it, I just attach a old car key to it I found, this looks real and gets me respect if I pull it out from time to time.

    I Hope that I can meet you and try my skills on you as well, but only if you have a bus stop near your place, cause I am not gonna be able to get there otherwise, Cause remember I told you, my bmw is in the impound cause I am a badass who the cops busted for speeding hardcore... ya, it's tough, but I take the bus and metro for the time being, I will have my car back soon..

    so.


    Look forward to meeting you soon.

    Caio for now.


    First Date.......
    I guess we will just have to see..... Oh ya, bring some money so it won't be totally boring. We could go hang out at the arcade or something or maybe sit at tim hortons all night and I can tell you my amazing life story of fame and fourtune, since coffee only cost a little over one dollar, we can last the night there for under 5 dollars if we are careful about our consumption.
     
  17. ruler0fall

    ruler0fall Power Member

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    blackmagiquellc BANNED BANNED

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    You could try to ewhore but he can't pay his cable bill so I doubt he can sign up for a porn site lol

    hilarious ad though

    hope he gets to see the game

    (no fatties) lmao
     
  19. suave

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    that is a great post I will be using this for Monday night football :drinking2
    Suave
     
  20. Moto801

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    He better verify all the girls that contact him to make sure they are safe...