This company will buy your own shit from you, for up to $13,000 per year. It's a company that sells screened faecal matter to hospitals and they buy shit from suitable, healthy 'donors'. www.openbiome.org is the company and this is a link to their donations page: http://www.openbiome.org/stool-donation/ They pay $40 per sample and give a $40 bonus for a fifth visit in one week - so that's up to $250 per week. And this bit made me laugh aloud. I shit you not (pun intended).... they have a monthly prize for the biggest single donation! So if you live in Massachusetts, have some bran and figs for dinner tonight - and tomorrow you could make the easiest money you ever made. I am so disappointed they don't have an affiliate program, because making money by actually selling other people's shit would be hard to beat.