This could be the ultimate method!: now you can literally sell your own shit.

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This company will buy your own shit from you, for up to $13,000 per year.

It's a company that sells screened faecal matter to hospitals and they buy shit from suitable, healthy 'donors'.

http://www.openbiome.org is the company and this is a link to their donations page:

http://www.openbiome.org/stool-donation/

They pay $40 per sample and give a $40 bonus for a fifth visit in one week - so that's up to $250 per week.

And this bit made me laugh aloud. I shit you not (pun intended).... they have a monthly prize for the biggest single donation!

So if you live in Massachusetts, have some bran and figs for dinner tonight - and tomorrow you could make the easiest money you ever made.

I am so disappointed they don't have an affiliate program, because making money by actually selling other people's shit would be hard to beat.
 
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All I want to know is why the HELL this isn't in (or even close to, I'd be willing to travel to make some money from pooping) Toronto.

My many days spent at Taco Bell are completely obsolete because of this thread Trep, you've ruined my life.

Just kidding, but seriously this sounds like a great deal.
 
Make $250 a week to go shit nextdoor?

Now that's the dream.
 
Wow, I'm not surprised this can be done, but It's the amount.

SOMEONE here must live close enough to the place...
 
WTF, Indian PM Modi shouting for Toilet at home, cause people here go out in garden for shit.

This idea can make indian govt. make money with "Clean India Campaign"
 
W130SN said:
I thought it was going to be a joke. Never heard of it before. Amazing.
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I am honestly still resisting the urge to call them.

Even organising one donor for a $1 fee would be worth it, just to be able to say I have even sold other people's shite.

Hey, you posted about people buying breast milk recently - we could do a J/V mate!
 
If they start paying for samples shipped in the mail I would gladly be willing to participate. In fact I am so full of shit that I would be willing to start a dropshitting program if anyone was interested.

Ive always struggled with online marketing.. Trying to sell shit from clickbank, commissions from shit on Amazon, even tried content lockers to make people do a survey before they could even access my shit. I made a few bucks but it was a shitload of work.

I'm gonna check into this shit and start a journey thread... Might even develop a bot for this... I'll call it ShitBot and sell it in the marketplace. Bet I'll have money falling out of my ass then, until someone opens a shitlist thread on me.
 
Still better than sending shit to your enemies.
 
damn man just flushed 40$
This fuckin made my day :D
 
prospect7 said:
Wonder where that shit is REALLY going?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDvSPQ7megQ

om nom nom
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Yeah I shouldn't have watched that so close to lunch....

But this comment made me lol
I work at Mcturdalds and instead of frying burger meat we just pull our pants down and drop a log in that bun. I remember a customer throwing his Mcturdal? at me complaining it was too juicy.
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Back to OP, this is ingenious.... do they state what the poo is for?
 
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