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Things I hate about everybody

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by oscarslater, Aug 27, 2010.

  1. oscarslater

    oscarslater Regular Member

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    Hi guys got this from another forum and thought it would appreciated here by some:

    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

    10. People who can't keep their promises.

    os
     
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  2. Adlad

    Adlad Power Member

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    Your time of the month again?
     
  3. antsaoo

    antsaoo Supreme Member

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    Well :D you got to find the remote someday so you don't always have to walk to TV. Like building a bot :p you can do it everytime manually or take your time automating it.

    Also others have some glitches too :p but some of those are good idd.
     
  4. oscarslater

    oscarslater Regular Member

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    Nice one!!
     
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    Tanksapka Registered Member

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    Well you got to find the remote someday so you don't always have to walk to TV. Like building a bot :p you can do it everytime manually or take your time automating it.

    Also others have some glitches too :p but some of those are good idd.

    great
     
  6. oscarslater

    oscarslater Regular Member

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    you could outsource finding the remote

    I'm sure some goo roo will have a course out about it soon
     
  7. peter73

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    Funnier post than the OP's
     
  8. drey2k

    drey2k Power Member

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    Haha,

    reminds me when I was in university, and this chick started doing a presentation in front of the class. The first sentence out of her mouth was "It's that time of the month again.."

    I burst out laughing.
     
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    "The last place you look" one was hilarious.
     
  10. exotic

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    I hate when people call you and when you answer and they ask are you sleep? LOL
     
  11. Barnaby

    Barnaby Newbie

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    Oh yeah! From now on I'm going to point to my crotch every single time I ask where the toilet is. Funny stuff!

    :D
     
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  12. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    i wonder why these things are so universally hated, all this time i thought it was just me. #8 is definitely a pet peeve for me, especially when people use it as an excuse to take a piss in my garden.