Things I hate about everybody

Hi guys got this from another forum and thought it would appreciated here by some:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

10. People who can't keep their promises.

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Your time of the month again?

Well you got to find the remote someday so you don't always have to walk to TV. Like building a bot you can do it everytime manually or take your time automating it.

Also others have some glitches too but some of those are good idd.

Adlad said:

Your time of the month again?

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Nice one!!

Well you got to find the remote someday so you don't always have to walk to TV. Like building a bot you can do it everytime manually or take your time automating it.

Also others have some glitches too but some of those are good idd.

great

you could outsource finding the remote

I'm sure some goo roo will have a course out about it soon

Adlad said:

Your time of the month again?

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Funnier post than the OP's

Adlad said:

Your time of the month again?

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Haha,

reminds me when I was in university, and this chick started doing a presentation in front of the class. The first sentence out of her mouth was "It's that time of the month again.."

I burst out laughing.

"The last place you look" one was hilarious.

I hate when people call you and when you answer and they ask are you sleep? LOL

oscarslater said:

...1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?...

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Oh yeah! From now on I'm going to point to my crotch every single time I ask where the toilet is. Funny stuff!

i wonder why these things are so universally hated, all this time i thought it was just me. #8 is definitely a pet peeve for me, especially when people use it as an excuse to take a piss in my garden.