Things all IM'ers do

May 4, 2014
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  • consider opening a porn site
  • click their own adsense ads
  • click other peoples adsense for karma
  • when searching google they wonder why sites rank highly rather than actually searching
  • spend more money on links per month than food

Carry on the list with some of your own :)
 
-Type in a domain into the URL. If it doesn't go anywhere check the whois. If not taken, buy it.
-Don't use adsense because AdSense bans you before payout.
-Figure out unique ways to beat the competition.
 
1. Has no time for friends
2. Has no time for a girlfriend
3. Wants to learn how to rank more than anything but never actually learn
4. Dropped out of highschool.
 
  • Get banned from BHW
  • Create new account at BHW hoping nobody recognises you
  • Get recognised
  • Start new account
  • Repeat?

  • Post video of "new house" when mom goes to work
  • Put 20% down on a Bugatti
  • Scam some guy for $100
  • Play a lot of Pokemon
  • Open up multiple more accounts using exotic car names only to get discovered by W130SN
  • Start opening more accounts using terms such as "mate" and making it a point to sound like your are not in the US
  • Eventually get nailed again by W130SN
 

  • they try to convince a whole community that they have a vagina
 
? Think like a thesaurus
? Sleep? I don't need no stinkin' sleep!
? Let me check my rankings, one more time.
? It's been 15 minutes, just checking my rankings real quick.
? ...I have no idea what these notes mean
? ...Who wrote this? Did I?
? WHY DIDN'T I SAVE MY WORK?!?!?!
? Competition makes me doubt myself.
? There's no place for me, the market's saturated.
? Make money; stop working as hard.
? Make or buy software that are never used or learned.
? Make or buy bulk accounts that are never used.
 
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