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The vibrator

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by CyberDilemma, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. CyberDilemma

    CyberDilemma Regular Member

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    As a mom passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
    strange buzzing noise coming from within.

    Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

    Shocked, she asked:

    What in the world are you doing?'

    the daughter replied: 'mom, i'm thirty-five years old,

    unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband!

    Please, go away and leave me alone.'

    the next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from
    the other side of the closed bedroom door.

    Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

    To his query as to what she was doing,

    the daughter said, 'dad i'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband.

    Please, go away and leave me alone.'

    a couple days later, mom came home from a shopping trip, placed
    the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room.

    She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the
    couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the tv.

    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

    The wife asked: 'what the hell are you doing?'

    the husband replied: 'i'm watching football with my son-in-law.'
     
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  2. Prideoflion

    Prideoflion Registered Member Premium Member

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!

    Dude Thank You For This, I'm Going TO Be Laughing For The Rest Of The Day :p
     
  3. Smelly-Cash

    Smelly-Cash Junior Member

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    too funny :18:
     
  4. entity

    entity Registered Member

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    Man, it's fucking hilarious! :D:D:D
     
  5. justthinking

    justthinking BANNED BANNED

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    Unfortunately for me, his son-in-law is still smarter than mine. jk
     
  6. xxkixx

    xxkixx Newbie

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    I needed that, thanks :)
     
  7. bmph8ter

    bmph8ter BANNED BANNED

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    I'm totally stealing that!
     
  8. booman

    booman Regular Member

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    Absolutely hilarious! Gotta send this to my email list....friends and family of course!