Not to be a d*ck but you previously stated you didn't have the time to download an IRC program and answer questions. If you can't do that, then your going to struggle pretty hard. If you've spent 3 mos. reading forum to forum you may want to start questioning how your going about things. Most forums have successful methods to make money. Not to mention the internet is almost 'frictionless commerce', but just hopping online and becoming a mega millionaire overnight isn't going to happen without a lot of background education, or tremendous patients and processing of info, hard work, and a touch of timing (or luck if you prefer)
Perhaps spending an hour getting into the vaults is more effective then waiting days for someone to maybe give you an invitation. Its worth the effort to gain access. Persistence pays and positive attitude is like a gigolo.