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The Software of Your Dreams

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by trozma, Sep 18, 2010.

  1. trozma

    trozma Newbie

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    What would be the one thing that the software of your dreams would automatically do for you on the internet to bring you tons of money? On which web site or web sites would you use this software? What would this software need to do for you?

    Please don't limit your imagination when thinking about these questions...

    Seriously, if you'd be a real programming magician David Copperfield aka Style, what would you do?

    Here's what I would do/automate:

    I would create intelligent artificial eWhores who would automatically talk with guys on the internet. Not just on one site, but on hundreds of sites. Each eWhore would only send 10 messages per day on every site - in this way the admins would not notice her and she would fly under the spam radar. Little the admins would know that these 10 simple messages are multiplied per 200 sites, which gives you 2000 messages per day. When somebody replies to the eWhore, she would first try to gain rapport and only after about 2-4 messages, she would direct the mark to her email. Then, there would be another robots answering to emails, talking, gaining rapport. Once rapport and friendship would be established, she would direct the mark to simple email submit offers and hopefully bring in lots of cash. All this completely automatically. The robots would behave like b*ch*s (or shall I say intelligent people?) in real life or something like that.

    Do you think I would earn a lot of cash by implementing my visionary system of intelligent and automated and sexy eB*ch*s?

    What would you automate to bring you huge amounts of money?
     
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    nirose Senior Member

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    I suggest "Keep on Dreaming".
     
  3. zverr

    zverr Regular Member

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    I just want xrumer 7 to be released :D.
     
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  4. paincake

    paincake Power Member

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    Actually, this could be semi-automated... Auto signing up, filling in all info, uploading pics... Sending out PMs. Then it could periodically log into all of those accounts and retrieve all PMs received and show them all in one window. A user could choose to reply to them manually or choose pre-written messages. This software would insert data collected from people's profiles into these prewritten messages. For example, "Hey <NAME>, I think you're a cute <GENDER>. I'm coming to <CITY> soon and was wondering whether you'd like to meet up".
     
  5. bobocea

    bobocea Registered Member

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    The best software is 100 slaves tied to computers in your basement.
     
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  6. 99lives

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    I would create a software that builds a robot to go to the past and kill Sarah Connor
     
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    revekozu Junior Member

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    Some chat robots can fool you for a short while. maybe that code could be used.
     
  8. MisterGemini

    MisterGemini Senior Member

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    Haha.. this was the only one that actually answered OPs request... he didn't limit his imagination as the OP asked... OP, be careful what you wish for. :)

    My take.. without going into a lot of details.. two words.. dynamic adware. :)
     
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    lol funny
     
  10. TheMatrix

    TheMatrix BANNED BANNED

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    How about a software that you can have sex with, and simultaneously build links?
     
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  11. AJMorgans

    AJMorgans Newbie

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    Are you trying to gather ideas from people then go out and take action on that idea to build a software of your own? If so, you need a marketer and business manager for the business. That is where i come in. :)

    Although the software of my dreams is to provide children with a software that will make their learning skills improve instantly, I do not think that's related to the response you are looking for but that is my dream software. :D

    However, to make money with a software automatically, i would suggest a CPA software that finds targeted traffic, sends them to the offer, and makes you thousands.
     
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    none does that....stop searching...get some outsourcing!!
     
  13. trozma

    trozma Newbie

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    Thanks for all your answers. Yeah I'm trying to gather some ideas and then take some actions and try to implement those ideas.

    Paincake you gave me some nice info:
    Ok here's my plan (tip: replace the word 'Whore' below with 'Automated Intelligent Software'):

    1. Whore extracts the following crucial data about the mark on a site:
      • City
      • Country
      • Age
    2. Whore establishes rapport with the mark on the site by means of private messages
    3. Depending on the City and Country of the mark, whore directs the mark to one of two emails:
      • Email for international offers
      • Email for Us offers
    4. Whore establishes an emotional connection with the mark on the email
    5. Whore directs the mark to the appropriate offer (international or US)
    6. Whore persuades the mark to convert on the offer
    7. When mark converts or when the whore uses all persuasion techniques at her disposal, whore continues with the conversation with the mark
    8. Repeat steps 5., 6., 7. for a different offer as long as the mark follows and converts on the offers
    9. Whore slowly ejects from the conversation with the mark by using a clever excuse and puts the mark in "friends zone"
    10. Whore still answers the mark's emails once a month, and then finally stops answering his emails and puts his email with all his data in the Sucker.mdb database for future marketing
    What do you think? Would this plan work? Can you list the advantages, disadvantages, opportunities and threats of such approach?

    I need feedback, a lot, and suggestions. Thanks
     
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    mexia Registered Member

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    I would like a software that is intertwinable with my CPA, Adult and Affiliate programs accounts and offers and then use them and integrate any C.L torrent, PPV, PPC techique into it's inter phase. The fun part is it has a drop down menu where you get to choose how much you want to make in that particular day be it $600, $1000, $2000, $3000 whatever, yeah then the software has an algorithm or a system that basically knows which technique to use and where to campaigns and how many campaigns will be effective in relation to the offer and the keywords in use and the competitiveness of that keyword and the CTR of pages and also what other people are doing and if they are minting a nice coin plus how popular a certain offer can be to a certain market and then does everything that's it's been configured to do immediately and you make some $$$ no hassle, even if there is the probability there is someone somewhere that might have such a software am sure the bastard will go with it to the grave.lol. Oh i also has updates on what really can sell and then goes about searching for offers and programs that would do well there and then does all the seo and campaigning for you. Ain't that some shit.lol
     
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  15. Dadelius

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    If you can build one that will write great content from scratch, you'll have a winner on your hands. I'm pretty sure, you'd have a line up from one side of the internet to the other, just waiting with cash in hand! LOL
     
  16. trozma

    trozma Newbie

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    If you know the exact steps, I can create software that would do almost anything automatically. If anybody wants to automate their online business, speak out and I'll tell you if I can do it or not.

    I can't create software that would write content automatically, but there is always a solution to everything.