I can totally imagine this working, but I want to make sure I'm not screwing something up. Here is the message I've been sending in my e-card, playing a slightly dumb shy girl. How is my pitch? I'm trying out the free sign up method.
Dear Adam,
I can't believe I'm actually going to do this, but here goes nothing...Even though we've know each other for a while, the one thing you don't know about me is that I've had a secret crush on you for quite some time now. I think you'll understand why I haven't actually said anything once you find out who this is.
I've decided now is the time to come clean (in a BIG way lol) but in a way that I still don't actually have to do it face to face, if that makes any sense? I've made up a profile and private video for your eyes ONLY here: *pretend the affiliate link is here*..I don't know if you can just click that, but you can copy and paste too.
I chose to keep my profile and video private because it's alittle naughty (ok alot naughty lol) I don't want anyone else to see it, so please don't let anyone else know about this! You'll have to sign up, but the free membership will be enough to get you access to the members only area where you can do a search for my profile I named "adam4me" which you'll also see written on certain body parts too
Keep in mind, I've never done anything like this before so I'm not exactly a pro at this sort of thing, so please be gentle with me. And if you do like what you see and maybe even want to grab a drink or something sometime, you'll have to approach me first because I don't think I'll ever have the nerve to make another move after this one! I really do hope you like what you see and WHO you see.
xxx,
Your 09 Valentine? maybe?

ps..the "blonde" part is a hint!
(the email I'm using at the e-card site is blonde.secret.crush which is why I threw that ps. in there..my attempt at sounding more real)