The Satire But Kinda True Midget Cashflow

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I'm sure someone has thought about this,

Build a gym for midgets, your costs will be about 1/4th lower than a normal gym but you charge the same as midgets are also human beings.

The Golden Rule is the principle of treating others as one would want to be treated by them.

Remember that.

From there you can keep grinding...

Midget disco, all you need is a small container, mini lasers, mini speakers but YET again remember the golden rule I mentioned above, entry fee, mini drinks at the same cost.

It's a win-win for everyone involved, the midgets feel no less than any normal-sized human, they will feel respected and you bring people together who can relate with one another

What's next,

How insanely annoying must it be to go to the supermarket where the second shelf is already impossible to reach?

The carts that feel like a truck and having to push that around or even a bucket let alone all the products as well?

*Minimart but then an actual minimart with smaller products like mini-chips or mini-bananas, imagine having to put a banana in your mouth that's the length of your entire arm. Not only will you feel mega homosexual (nothing wrong with that) but it just wouldn't feel right.

Look, this was fun but on a side note... has anyone ever thought about midgets, religions in combination with e-commerce, now I have to admit that I haven't Googled "clothing for midgets" but I am pretty damn sure you can find something untouched.
Imagine but who cares just imagine having to shop at the kid's store to get clothing that fits you.

Now imagine a mini store with mini rental costs where it's not a kid's store but a REAL man store, no stones left unturned and people walking around with the same height, brilliant.

In a way, it's strange right? Everything is about supply and demand.

But what if a midget wants to go bowling? You must have gone bowling before, you are laughing and playing around telling your buddies you will get the best score with a ball size 12, or 14 but what about the midget and his or her little hands?

I am stopping here as I would go on and on but here is my thing.

Find fanatics, this can be woke (trans) LAQIRENB people, this can be BLM people even trump supporters (Those caps made people millions) now go digg into those audiences, find where most are living look at the "famous" people they follow, or the fashion they love, now use the power of shame, as many white people like to do is going absolute apeshit over something that has zero to do with them just to show the world they are included.

For example, The New LQTB+ Written Bible.

That title alone, can you imagine the fucking mess and drama and shit that's going to bring?

Find out exactly what these on the spectrum LQTB+ people follow, like, trend, stand for and just let AI do the rest.

Get controversial with your shit.

Once done, build a simple epic page or use Amazon Kindle, then and yes you absolutely can email news all over the world that the bible is being written to include LQTB+.

Writing this that a fucking insane brilliant idea, you are going to cause so much shit.

Christians and Catholics will even get the book to pick it apart and hate it, you can up-sell a Koran version or what I would recommend is making it VERY clear that the Koran has to be re-written, again just some good AI prompts will do the job, the thing is to make sure the loudest group likes it and the rest will just be seen as haters.

Or title your AI-written book "LGBT Ads Another Letter"

Get this approved on Amazon, use a nice description but don't reveal the letter, and get people going nuts over it.

±Random thoughts, and just some fun.

Let's list some more crazy business ideas that could work out.

If there is anyone out there with some solid AI skills to create a book, I will get it approved and run the ads to get a press release out split the profits, and see how much drama we can cause while banking hard at the same time. Not just any book but backed with solid data and the shit I explained above, the book would have to be how the LGBTS lol would want to see the world.
 
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what have you consumed today?
 
what have you consumed today?

Coming from a dude with "How I Made $75,000 in just a few months."

Come on, it's 2024...

Made" as in past tense, do you know the number 3?

If you can do it once it's luck, twice you get there, but number 3 you are solid.
 
Build a gym for midgets, your costs will be about 1/4th lower than a normal gym but you charge the same as midgets are also human beings
but what's the market size? I'm sure it's far less than 1/4 of a normal gym.
 
but what's the market size? I'm sure it's far less than 1/4 of a normal gym.

Didn't look that up but seems WAY too small lol.

There are an estimated 65,000 people with dwarfism in the United States and 651,700 in the world. No other organization in the world provides more resources, support, and information for people with dwarfism.

I'm sure there is something like it.

Anyway, if anyone follows my posts I love talking and discussing wild ideas and some are a hit-and-miss or just plain fun not to be taken too seriously.

But if you read carefully the ideas are not as retarded as Mr 70k selling a ebook LMAO can't stand that nonsense.

Let's pick a million-dollar business.
https://thechurchco.com
https://churchonlineplatform.com
In a way I just want people to think a little bit bigger, I see so many skills on here and people that can do so much just to see some corporate clowns earning all the money for putting a shiny suit on and presenting it better.

There are a few of these "We build your church websites for free", which here on this forum would cost 150 USD? Something around that while these people just use a pre-made theme change some things and charge hundreds in maintenance, even adding a different image would be invoiced to the max.

I am a bit like wake up, present yourself as the fucking top of whatever country you are from.

Need a presence in the USA to make shit more legit? It takes 200 bucks or less to open an LLC, UK it's a few bucks, and so forth.

Get what I mean here?
 
Or just build a city for midgets where every midget can live in harmony.
 
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