The Retard Nazi

byline th'rtrdnzi

Star Date: 20 Feb 2015

Greetings.

I am an article writer from the future. They've sent me back here to see if I can prevent the end of the human race, because you've fucked it up bad and if I don't DO something here, the whole of humanity is going to die like Intelligent Bacteria in a highly sealed test tubem dying of starvation due to a near-instantaneous upsurge in population levels. Despite all their over-paid long-range planning, with heavy emphasis on multiculturalism and diversity, the breeding sample was over-calibrated, and ate all the food, or breathed all the air, all at once, virtually. They had no warning: by the time they realized what was happening it was too late. The airlock doors were sealed permanently. "They'd made their decision, and now we're stuck with it."

I'm not that Agent Orange dude. I'm the guy talking to him.

You'd think that on the worlds largest internet marketing forum, when an intelligent mind peeped up and then was shouted down by the resident, retarded forum trolls (the kind that live under the bridge and make people pay, vs. the kind that demonstrate who the retards on your staff are. Or whatever level of social elevation that causes you embarrasment when it's discovered that you have given the safety and security of the entire forum over to an idiot that uses the same password on all of his sites, particularly and to include his Moderator's position (on Empornium), with only a slight, mathematically-guessable variation "addition of a "~", ratchet a "0" to a "1". Capitalize the fourth letter of the password to signify a higher security rating.

idiot = my password to BHW
8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Bank Account
8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Online Poker Account
8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Moderator's Account at Empornium

So Agent Orange says that The Pirate Bay is an FBI operation and gets shouted down and called "macaroni" (must be the NSA's code word for when special online assistance is needed.

:abducted: .

WHAT !! Are you real :why:

The above was written while my contacts were out. They're not in now either.

I had to break that post there, as time was an issue.
I get secondary messages sometimes that I can't explain.
If I tried I'd be mocked for either believing in God, or not believing in God.
All I see is his retarded prophet.
So, simple minded moron that I am, I assume that if that if God has a prophet, it's me.
Which means that there has to be a God, else I am nothing.
And neither are you. Because if you aren't a prophet, then you are of the dirt, and not heavenly.
And I like being clean.

EDIT: And on re-read there could simply be a "good" that exists, with no intelligent designer behind it. I reject this. Morality is not an element on the Periodic Table.

Agent Orange can see things most people can't.

And some people make money by lying to people, and avoiding telling them the truth.
While other people don't make money while banning people.
I want to write an article "The Life of a Moderator: Life on the Inside" with one chapter titled "Turns Out, the "Douche" has a beautiful wife, 2 lovely children under the age of 3, a job that make him more than what you've ever earned in your best year, and he's only 26.

I always used to imagine fat, sweaty white men with greasy hair, bulbous belly protruding upwards like a "Nautilus" Class submarine breaks through the ice on the north pole. "We've come to practice launching nukes at the Soviet Union, in the name of preserving the peace." All this on the monitor while he leans back, gap-mouthed and slack-jawed.

This is the "Retard Nazi" in his native element.

Maybe later I'll post the Retard Nazi. It's a'brewin' in my brain housing group (BHG)
And it's been 20+ years outside of USMC, and I still don't know what that means.
I was the worst of the worst. An "individual". Oh, the stigma, the horrah, no mercy, lawz yes...
Watched women fail basic PFT, and badly. Some men too, perhaps, but they were weeded out quickly. If you were worried about dying instead of hoping for it, you didn't last long. Maybe a day.

Your body starts telling you it's got REAL problems; problems that it has never had before; never in your entire life have you hurt like this, sweated like this, smelled like this, felt like this

Gunnery Sergeant Alba stood in front of us, his wild eyes rolling around like mad pinwheels of fear and intimidation. I realized that he was a Mad Desert Shaman descended from Yaqui Indian warriors and that he could see inside my soul and found it pathetically lacking. They could run all night at speeds most people wouldn't believe, and arrive before dawn ready to fight the whole village, and kill the elders, rape the women, steal the children for meat and sex slaves.

He stared deeply into my "oh-so-important-soul" and found it pathetically and pitifully lacking. And he had nothing but contempt for it.

Which suited me fine, since I had come there to die anyways.


PS It's the Lounge. A person's chances of getting away with this shit is highest here.

Disagreeing with someone is not trolling.

And an 'intelligent mind' would not spend weeks seething about something as trivial as people not agreeing with them - which appears to be what you have been doing.

Pewep, get the fuck back on your main account!

OP,

You keep banging on about intelligence and insinuating your intellect is far superior to everyone else's - and yet your behaviour is very juvenile.

Malware in the Air

Believe it or not, malware can be transmitted through the air. Somehow the speakers generate a low frequency audio that another computer's microphone can pick up. They don't say much more than this. It was an Ars Technica or similar level ezine just today if you don't believe me. Go look. Or we can all just wait for the idiot that is too lazy to do his own research but instead demands that other people do it for him, if you want to find a pretext at banishment, have THAT guy start making demands on people to support his feeble assertions. I'll be talking about how his mother loved coke more than she loved him in about 3 seconds or less (depending on traffic and how fast I can drive without getting into an accident.

You can't call it "air-malware", but still it does exist, for a time, in the air. You could also call it "sound malware".

In order for this to work, the speakers have to have software running them, "sending" the signal, which in the beginning is going to have to be some kind of "handshake" protocol. So, software talker, and then on the other side of the connection, the listener's microphone is turned "on", and some software is listening on it. At some point, two physically-close computers both get infected, and start having a conversation.

I wonder if they had some kind of status hierarchy, where if "something happened" (maybe they move a computer away in the middle of a conversation), the new computer would have the ability to tell the original computer that it wasn't the other original computer, but instead was a new computer, and where are we in the communication hierarchy. Do I have a job yet? A mission? Goals? Did the previous computer already get started? Am I taking over in the middle of something?

I think like that sometimes. I wish I had learned to program at a high enough level so that I could work on AI. But I think that at some point, you aren't "working on AI", you THINK you are working on AI, while AI is working on you.

Chappie comes March 6th and I can't wait. I'm going to the IMAX.

BillyPart said:

Believe it or not, malware can be transmitted through the air. Somehow the speakers generate a low frequency audio that another computer's microphone can pick up. They don't say much more than this. It was an Ars Technica or similar level ezine just today if you don't believe me. Go look. Or we can all just wait for the idiot that is too lazy to do his own research but instead demands that other people do it for him

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I for one don't need anyone else to do research for me.

Plus this is old news - I recall reading about this at least 18 months ago.

If you are trying to prove you're more intelligent than the rest of us, you're going to need a more current information source - assuming that's the metric you're using?

Oh my, what a Kafkaesque thread.