byline th'rtrdnzi Star Date: 20 Feb 2015 Greetings. I am an article writer from the future. They've sent me back here to see if I can prevent the end of the human race, because you've fucked it up bad and if I don't DO something here, the whole of humanity is going to die like Intelligent Bacteria in a highly sealed test tubem dying of starvation due to a near-instantaneous upsurge in population levels. Despite all their over-paid long-range planning, with heavy emphasis on multiculturalism and diversity, the breeding sample was over-calibrated, and ate all the food, or breathed all the air, all at once, virtually. They had no warning: by the time they realized what was happening it was too late. The airlock doors were sealed permanently. "They'd made their decision, and now we're stuck with it." I'm not that Agent Orange dude. I'm the guy talking to him. You'd think that on the worlds largest internet marketing forum, when an intelligent mind peeped up and then was shouted down by the resident, retarded forum trolls (the kind that live under the bridge and make people pay, vs. the kind that demonstrate who the retards on your staff are. Or whatever level of social elevation that causes you embarrasment when it's discovered that you have given the safety and security of the entire forum over to an idiot that uses the same password on all of his sites, particularly and to include his Moderator's position (on Empornium), with only a slight, mathematically-guessable variation "addition of a "~", ratchet a "0" to a "1". Capitalize the fourth letter of the password to signify a higher security rating. idiot = my password to BHW 8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Bank Account 8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Online Poker Account 8 3 8 14 19 = my password to my Moderator's Account at Empornium So Agent Orange says that The Pirate Bay is an FBI operation and gets shouted down and called "macaroni" (must be the NSA's code word for when special online assistance is needed.