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Hey,
Weird idea but anyhow...
High or drunk feel free to put your random thought.
I'll start first...

Clickbank is a nazi
 
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Gran Torino was a script that someone wrote about my grandfather, the best man to ever live.
 
I have liked Emma Watson. I remembered once that I found myself daydreaming about her in my 2nd-year high school class. This was the time when the Philosopher's Stone and the HP's scene caught a lot of attention, including my crapped life as a 14-old gamer. I also remembered that I had watched Philosopher's Stone 2 times a day just to see her. I then resorted to the internet to cop some of her pictures from the set and some personal shots. I just had 56k connection and every site was still a Geocities. My crazy obsession over Hermione even led me to the impossibility: to get to London to personally see her (some of you would call it stalking). I knew that this was improbable... Being a dependent little boy in a poverty-oppressed country and having 2 dollars each day that ain't enough to feed me would justify this. And also, I insanely wanted to incorporate myself into the universe of HP... I would be like a young dark wizard, a direct descendent of Erik Slyfly, a death eater whose body Voldemort used as a sacrifice for his magic to be able to attach himself to Quirell's head. I would be like in revenge because of it, saving Hermione and friends in some scenes of the movie, such as the troll encounter, the obstacles in the Philosopher's Stone room, the Quidditch match and other dangers they would encounter. But little do they know that I exist behind their shadows.

That is how I am crazy... Friggin' dragon-sized butterflies in my stomach whenever I stare at that angelic face which can make Beelzebub transformed into Jollibee. That holy face which can make our time lapsed to apocalypse. I'd always wanted to thank God for creating cherubim-faced creatures such as her.

However, I lost touch to the series. After Philosopher's Stone, many things happened that I had myself in. PS2 was released at the time of Chamber of Secrets and I fully concentrated on it, gaming nonstop after school hours. I still watched it though, but never felt the fascination with Emma. I had completely forgotten about the series and her. But, not until 2 months ago.

I had a Harry Potter marathon during weekends. I downloaded the Prisoner of Azkaban up to the Deathly Hallows Part 2 and watched it one episode after another. I can definitely tell that she grew into a beautiful young woman throughout the series. My obsession with Emma was somewhat brought back to life a little by this.

I got mad when I saw her in Goblet of Fire, partnered with a Russian wizard named Viktor Krum. I wish that I could go to that magical ship of theirs, with a lowrider Mustang while bumping Snoop Dogg's Vato. When I get to their bridge while they celebratin' their travel from the Triwizard tournament, I'd use my wand and spray "Bulleta Supresa!" (A spell which summons Centaur-blessed .50 cal bullets that go through anything) to the windows. I would definitely make Victor Krum with that wandby.

I finished the marathon and made a couple research about Emma's life since Philosopher's Stone. I found out that she's had couple of relationships from different guys. She has dated a British financier named Jay Barrymore, who looks like a pimp-faced Slenderman, and a vocalist named George Craig who uses his hair as his vocal chords and look more feminine than Emma. She is now currently in a relationship with a minor actor named Johnny Simmons who you'd mistake for Pacman with a wig. He has a movie portfolio like appearances by Vincent de Boule in Suikoden.

Well, I maybe bitter. I can't blame Emma for having multiple relationships already. She's a grown-up chick and maintained a high-profile career that even a financier has gotten into her pants. She would never have to work for $ again as she has stacked a lot. Now that her wizardy fame is finished, I wish that she would still make it up the top and become a full actress. I saw her grow up in the HP series like the Truman Show. I hope she wouldn't be stuck in it, like a one-hit wonder.

Anyway, this has been a long post. I made this post for 2 hours. No, I ain't rolling no fatties and sniffing some lines. I am at work, had nothing to do to burn time.
 
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