The prettiest customer support I've ever seen.

She is nothing special. Title really raised expectations. But nothing else. :D
 
She's a stinker. Wouldn't touch her even if she had gonorrhea.
 
Back in 2004, I was back from my first deployment in Iraq. I hadn't seen a "beautiful woman" in probably ... 8 months. Even the nastiest heffer, was pretty damned close to being a supermodel at that point. I had coined the term "sand goggles," as it was a phenomenon similar to the "beer goggles" that you obtain after drinking a few beers. Some women were attractive based upon the beer rating. 0 being the best, and obviously if it takes you 12 or more beers, than you're probably looking at female yeti.

The sand goggles were instead, obtained from the many months in the sandbox. A 6 month rating was bad, but in the Army, those poor bastards sometimes went 18 months. And then they came back and fell in love with circus acts. And it was a dangerous effect, as you would not be able to simply "sober up." This is how you see military personnel, who possess attractive qualities, married to repulsive freak shows.

The woman in the first video, is probably a 1-2 month sandbox rating in my opinion. However, with some time on a youtube fashion channel, she could probably clean up into something you could actually introduce to your friends and be proud. She certainly get points for having an accent. That's always a positive modifier. Although, sometimes you can find yourself in confusing situations, due to the slang variations. I've been there with a beautiful woman from London, in a "wait, what did you just say?" moment. Turns out, she just wanted a good spanking. Or at least, that's what I gave her, because I couldn't figure out what she meant. A one night stand, turned into her vacation to America was spent being ravaged by the Tyrannosaurus.

The second woman, is already attractive, albeit her age. She's aged gracefully, and I would consider her to be conquest material. Why? Because you'd be banging an age group that would be consistent with your best friend's mother. We've all got that friend in high school who's mom was a foxy lady. The Ahrefs lady, would be like banging an attractive librarian. I'd prefer it to be in a library, and the goal would be to keep quiet, as to not get caught. Oh wait, she's the librarian, and she's already caught you, being naughty. Very naughty.
 
Theres bald guy like 35 or whatever on youtube talking about seo with his FINE implanted boobs girlfriend,jesus I still remember her..I dont even want to think if they are real.......
 
Back in 2004, I was back from my first deployment in Iraq. I hadn't seen a "beautiful woman" in probably ... 8 months. Even the nastiest heffer, was pretty damned close to being a supermodel at that point. I had coined the term "sand goggles," as it was a phenomenon similar to the "beer goggles" that you obtain after drinking a few beers. Some women were attractive based upon the beer rating. 0 being the best, and obviously if it takes you 12 or more beers, than you're probably looking at female yeti.

The sand goggles were instead, obtained from the many months in the sandbox. A 6 month rating was bad, but in the Army, those poor bastards sometimes went 18 months. And then they came back and fell in love with circus acts. And it was a dangerous effect, as you would not be able to simply "sober up." This is how you see military personnel, who possess attractive qualities, married to repulsive freak shows.

The woman in the first video, is probably a 1-2 month sandbox rating in my opinion. However, with some time on a youtube fashion channel, she could probably clean up into something you could actually introduce to your friends and be proud. She certainly get points for having an accent. That's always a positive modifier. Although, sometimes you can find yourself in confusing situations, due to the slang variations. I've been there with a beautiful woman from London, in a "wait, what did you just say?" moment. Turns out, she just wanted a good spanking. Or at least, that's what I gave her, because I couldn't figure out what she meant. A one night stand, turned into her vacation to America was spent being ravaged by the Tyrannosaurus.

The second woman, is already attractive, albeit her age. She's aged gracefully, and I would consider her to be conquest material. Why? Because you'd be banging an age group that would be consistent with your best friend's mother. We've all got that friend in high school who's mom was a foxy lady. The Ahrefs lady, would be like banging an attractive librarian. I'd prefer it to be in a library, and the goal would be to keep quiet, as to not get caught. Oh wait, she's the librarian, and she's already caught you, being naughty. Very naughty.

That sounds like a goal I'd like to take!

Sensual tyrannosaurus FTW.
 
Well didn't know my post have many replies lol .The powersuite girl is very cute why don't you guys see that? btw I don't wank on video hahaha ( just know the word wank today from the dictionary )
 
The sand goggles were instead, obtained from the many months in the sandbox. A 6 month rating was bad, but in the Army, those poor bastards sometimes went 18 months. And then they came back and fell in love with circus acts. And it was a dangerous effect, as you would not be able to simply "sober up." This is how you see military personnel, who possess attractive qualities, married to repulsive freak shows.

Now I know where to find a man.
 
Back in 2004, I was back from my first deployment in Iraq. I hadn't seen a "beautiful woman" in probably ... 8 months. Even the nastiest heffer, was pretty damned close to being a supermodel at that point. I had coined the term "sand goggles," as it was a phenomenon similar to the "beer goggles" that you obtain after drinking a few beers. Some women were attractive based upon the beer rating. 0 being the best, and obviously if it takes you 12 or more beers, than you're probably looking at female yeti.

The sand goggles were instead, obtained from the many months in the sandbox. A 6 month rating was bad, but in the Army, those poor bastards sometimes went 18 months. And then they came back and fell in love with circus acts. And it was a dangerous effect, as you would not be able to simply "sober up." This is how you see military personnel, who possess attractive qualities, married to repulsive freak shows.

The woman in the first video, is probably a 1-2 month sandbox rating in my opinion. However, with some time on a youtube fashion channel, she could probably clean up into something you could actually introduce to your friends and be proud. She certainly get points for having an accent. That's always a positive modifier. Although, sometimes you can find yourself in confusing situations, due to the slang variations. I've been there with a beautiful woman from London, in a "wait, what did you just say?" moment. Turns out, she just wanted a good spanking. Or at least, that's what I gave her, because I couldn't figure out what she meant. A one night stand, turned into her vacation to America was spent being ravaged by the Tyrannosaurus.

The second woman, is already attractive, albeit her age. She's aged gracefully, and I would consider her to be conquest material. Why? Because you'd be banging an age group that would be consistent with your best friend's mother. We've all got that friend in high school who's mom was a foxy lady. The Ahrefs lady, would be like banging an attractive librarian. I'd prefer it to be in a library, and the goal would be to keep quiet, as to not get caught. Oh wait, she's the librarian, and she's already caught you, being naughty. Very naughty.

I like your story haha

You are joking. I wouldn't even tackle that with a stolen dick.

After I read all post now I start thinking seriously that I have some problem with my eye lol
 
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