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The Missing Husband

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by _Sunny_, Jun 22, 2010.

  1. _Sunny_

    _Sunny_ BANNED BANNED

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    Missing Husband

    A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

    Woman: I lost my husband
    Inspector: What is his height
    Woman: I never noticed
    Inspector: Slim or healthy
    Woman: Not slim can be healthy
    Inspector: Color of eyes
    Woman: Never noticed
    Inspector: Color of hair
    Woman: Should be black
    Inspector: What was he wearing
    Woman: I don't remember exactly
    Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
    Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
    The woman started crying


    Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!
     
  2. xfactornos

    xfactornos Regular Member

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    lol sounds like my mother.
     
  3. scriptaty

    scriptaty Regular Member Premium Member

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    hahahah..Thanks for the interesting joke...
    Made my day
     
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    oh my .....

    this sounds so sarcastic to me .......

    lol, we men are not that transparent !
     
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    :D lol ..
     
  7. funnyday

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    black dog
     
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    Lmao, too good.
     
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    i guess a dog's actually women's best friend