The mini heart attack when you...

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  1. PandaDomo

    PandaDomo Senior Member

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    Finish the sentence! Thought it would be entertaining :D

    ...check your SERP rankings and it says "-42" positions but then find out it was only for a long-tail or secondary keyword instead of your main one :p
     
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    ...saw this thread...
     
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  4. PandaDomo

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    LOL.

    The feelz.
     
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    techblog Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    I see a reputation comment notification

    is it a negative one or a positive one! :|
     
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    LOL friend dont ever buy SERPBOOK, does Serp alerts gonna kill you :p
     
  8. PandaDomo

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    I actually use SerpFox but yeah, I used SerpBook for a month and it gave me heart attacks like every other day >.>
     
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    find out Bing Axed their free API! (2012 Shit)
     
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    Paypal reviews your account locking you out of $$$$$
     
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    flip your toast and it lands on the wrong side.
     
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    LOL, actually, sometime my toaster flips my toast onto the floor! No joke, I can't get distracted or poof and its launched and lands somewhere, mostly the floor :p
     
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    You get a text from an IM friend saying "how did Panda treat you this time" and your internet connection at home is crashed!
     
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    That second you realize you forgot to update something on your site and have no computer access.
     
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    grind your fishfood with the wrong morter and pestle and accidently dose thousands of dollars of fish with go faster drugs.

    It was a busy old tank that night!
     
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