The Honey Badger Doesn't Give A ....
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silentthunder
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BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE PERIOD! ^ ^
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2nd and 3rd best respectively:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mycVIhK9JCM&feature=relmfu
Thanks and + Rep given.
2nd and 3rd best respectively:
2nd
3rd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mycVIhK9JCM&feature=relmfu
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silentthunder
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He duzn't give a shit!
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The honey badger is one of the best videos ever!
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3 Cousins of The Honey Badger that also Don't Give a Shit !
Cousin Number One:
I heard a funny story about North American lumberjacks. Wolves are pretty common in lumberjack territory so when a wolf is spotted in a lumberjack camp announcements are made on the loudspeaker that a wolf was spotted in the area so keep your shotguns locked, loaded and close by but otherwise business as usual. An average wolf is 90 pounds and tends to travel in packs. Wolverines are 45 pounds on average and usually travel alone. When a wolverine is spotted at a lumberjack camp it usually closes down until the wolverine is caught or killed. Wolverines are in the weasel family, same as in the "Nasty Ass Honey Badger" but they are the biggest weasels on land. They almost look look like bear cubs and will go toe-to-toe with one or more full grown Grizzly bears 700 lbs large and back them the f*ck up! Woverine duzn't give a shit!
Cousin Number Two:
This is actually a false cousin. They are considered a cousin that looks somewhat similar to carnivorous weasels but is actually a marsupial (of the kangaroo family). They make a blood curdling sound that reminds me of horror movies having to do with possession by demons. Which is where they get their name, Tasmanian Devil. We're probably lucky that wild Tasmanian Devils only live on the Austrailian island state of Tasmania. Look and listen to them go! They have the strongest bite force of any mammal on earth so who's the "king of the jungle??!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyvPjn2m240
Cousin Number Three:
Again, this is not really a cousin at all. They are only connected to the Honey Badger in terms of weird ferocioness. Technically this animal is extinct although there have been several supposed sightings recently. The Thylacine sounds more like a drug than an animal but its a cousin of the kangaroo and the Tasmanian devil which once shared the fearlessness of the "Nasty Ass Honey Badger". Actually, all 3 of these cousins don't give a shit but oddly the "devil" is the easiest to "tame". I wouldn't trust the bugger as far as I could throw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiDbYQ0LkI
I hope youse enjoyed my melodramatic nasty ass presentation. Needless to say, I don't give a shit! :cat3:
Cousin Number One:
I heard a funny story about North American lumberjacks. Wolves are pretty common in lumberjack territory so when a wolf is spotted in a lumberjack camp announcements are made on the loudspeaker that a wolf was spotted in the area so keep your shotguns locked, loaded and close by but otherwise business as usual. An average wolf is 90 pounds and tends to travel in packs. Wolverines are 45 pounds on average and usually travel alone. When a wolverine is spotted at a lumberjack camp it usually closes down until the wolverine is caught or killed. Wolverines are in the weasel family, same as in the "Nasty Ass Honey Badger" but they are the biggest weasels on land. They almost look look like bear cubs and will go toe-to-toe with one or more full grown Grizzly bears 700 lbs large and back them the f*ck up! Woverine duzn't give a shit!
Cousin Number Two:
This is actually a false cousin. They are considered a cousin that looks somewhat similar to carnivorous weasels but is actually a marsupial (of the kangaroo family). They make a blood curdling sound that reminds me of horror movies having to do with possession by demons. Which is where they get their name, Tasmanian Devil. We're probably lucky that wild Tasmanian Devils only live on the Austrailian island state of Tasmania. Look and listen to them go! They have the strongest bite force of any mammal on earth so who's the "king of the jungle??!!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyvPjn2m240
Cousin Number Three:
Again, this is not really a cousin at all. They are only connected to the Honey Badger in terms of weird ferocioness. Technically this animal is extinct although there have been several supposed sightings recently. The Thylacine sounds more like a drug than an animal but its a cousin of the kangaroo and the Tasmanian devil which once shared the fearlessness of the "Nasty Ass Honey Badger". Actually, all 3 of these cousins don't give a shit but oddly the "devil" is the easiest to "tame". I wouldn't trust the bugger as far as I could throw it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiDbYQ0LkI
I hope youse enjoyed my melodramatic nasty ass presentation. Needless to say, I don't give a shit! :cat3:
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