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The Fun Thread

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Dj Co2, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. Dj Co2

    Dj Co2 Elite Member

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    Hey guys I was thinking of opening a thread where people would post riddles they've recently heard. It'd be great to relieve the stress we IM'ers go through. Here are a few I had in my sms inbox today.

    Maths is the only place where i hear people doing ridiculous things
    4 eg
    John had 300 chocolate bars, he ate 230.What does he have now?
    LOOSE MOTION I THINK :D


    Sweety: John says Im pretty, Andrew says Im ugly, What do u think, Peter?
    Peter: A bit of both. I think youre pretty ugly.


    COP:
    "Sir, em sorry but your wife has been involved in a fatal car crash & we wud like u to accompany us so you can identify da body"

    HUSBAND:
    Em a bit busy right now, Cant u take a photo & tag me on Facebook..
    If its her, I'll click 'LIKE'! :D :p B-)
     
  2. Seo Lover

    Seo Lover Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I like that :)
     
  3. cooltoad

    cooltoad Senior Member

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    LOL! The last one on FB was real good.
     
  4. cazspooky

    cazspooky Newbie

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    posting itt

    lol