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The first AI will be an ewhore

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Apr 10, 2016.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    There's a special place in hell for ewhores; a sexless, vacuous purgatory filled with hot babes that instantly turn into greasy, sweaty old men the second you so much as open your mouth.

    I was cruising around the CL casual encounters section for shits and giggles (being an enlightened, omnipotent deity, I am, of course, beyond such things) when I wondered if spam was still a big thing. I posted an ad - just your average lost soul looking for love and offering nothing but a big heart and an equally big dick.

    Apparently these bots have reached a level of sophistication rivaling drunk college freshmen. For christ's sake if I didn't explicitly mention to post the words "Sugar Walls" in the title, I'd have been taken for a ride - and not the fun kind. They even have intelligent text messages. I have to marvel at the perverted geniuses that run these things. It kind of makes sense though that in the ruthless digital jungle that's the CL spam game, only the smartest survive.
     
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  2. iBrazilian

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    I see you've turned to the dark side of the force.
     
  3. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Dark, light, good, evil - these are just labels we put on phenomena from a very anthropocentric world view. I'm just me :).
     
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    I've never been much of a fan of Craigslist; most of the people I've sold items to or bought items from were really strange people. However, sometimes I read the "Missed Connections" section for my local Craigslist. It's really funny, because some of the people create the creepiest posts. There was one I read last year that went something like this:

    It's almost always the people who go to the gym that post those Craigslist ads, too.
     
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    pewep Power Member

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    Ffs. I honestly really never got the whole stalking thing. If you're just that desperate, why not get an okcupid account and try to find a look alike? Christ...

    I've sold a few things on CL before and the people were generally nice/average to me.
     
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    There was one guy I sold a radio to who was nice, but the others were just out there. For example, there was a woman who thought that a hand job was a currency. I actually posted about the incident on my personal site, but to sum it up, I was selling 2 used tyres for my car and the woman didn't want to actually pay for them, so she offered me a handjob.

    When I told her "Sorry, a handjob is not a valid payment method", she tried saying that she'll just get the tyres at Goodyear. She then sent me another message because she's broke asking me if I had changed my mind, to which I responded with a "no". She tried saying she could get the tyres cheaper elsewhere (which is a lie), so I told her go get them at a used tyre shop if she thought she could get them cheaper.

    She was insane for thinking that I would give her the 2 used tyres I was selling for $25 each so that she could TOUCH me.
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    pewep Power Member

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah
     
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    Handjobs are currency, but like $5 of currency. Giving someone 10 handjobs is practically assault.
     
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    hope this thread will continue ..lets share the CL ewhoring stuff we use to find there ...for research
     
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    Be an ALPHA MALE, that's the only thing you need to do man.
     
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    I actually got a real person wanting to come over tonight. I need to run to the store to get some condoms.
     
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    But you will lose some of your powers if you have sex.
     
  13. pewep

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    I'm not too worried about that because I usually recover in 72 hrs. I'm much, much more worried about getting an STD.
     
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    i was once a ewhore, made around 200 usd on AFF affiliate program, when they were allowing anyone to register for it and paying 1 USD per free registration.
     
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    Just for 'shits and giggles' huh? lol, Pewep, I am starting to notice a character shift in you lately.
     
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    condom: for him :p :p
     
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    Threads like this is a huge reason why I will be on this forum for many more years.

    Fucking mental.
     
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    I'm curious about how you keep visiting this forum. Are you a fake user created by mods?
     
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    This stuff definitely evolves. I have no doubt you could be correct that the first AI would be created by an unscrupulous individual, but I suspect he would be building her for himself almost exclusively.
     
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    I asked her for her number and she said discretion is a must and that she's coming out at 11ish. Now obviously we all know what that means. I was still gonna hit it but then I figured that it's too much bad karma and too risky. That took a LOT, LOT of effort bros, she was cute and thick just the way I like it.

    They say that all's fair in love and war, I say "they" are probably retards. I don't fuck with cheaters and I've never been a cheater. End of story.
     
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