There's a special place in hell for ewhores; a sexless, vacuous purgatory filled with hot babes that instantly turn into greasy, sweaty old men the second you so much as open your mouth. I was cruising around the CL casual encounters section for shits and giggles (being an enlightened, omnipotent deity, I am, of course, beyond such things) when I wondered if spam was still a big thing. I posted an ad - just your average lost soul looking for love and offering nothing but a big heart and an equally big dick. Apparently these bots have reached a level of sophistication rivaling drunk college freshmen. For christ's sake if I didn't explicitly mention to post the words "Sugar Walls" in the title, I'd have been taken for a ride - and not the fun kind. They even have intelligent text messages. I have to marvel at the perverted geniuses that run these things. It kind of makes sense though that in the ruthless digital jungle that's the CL spam game, only the smartest survive.