The bus

I get on the bus. A guy sits next to me. Fucking stinks! Goddamnit! 3 hours of this? Imma gonna die.

But thankfully he gets up. Thank you Lord, thank you.

So an old man sits next to me. He's coughing. Why do you hate me lord?

So i turn my head the other way and keep a disrance, as much as i can. Things are going well, we may survive this yet.

At some point the old man starts talking to me. His breath stinks. And he wont shut the fuck up! I thought about telling him to stop, because i have to read something on my phone, whatever, but i didnt. Eventually he shuts the fuck up, as i focused on looking at my phone screen pretending to be in serious thought. Now im keeping focus on my phone and praying he doesnt start running his mouth again. He's coughing more and more. Next time ill buy a fucking oxygen mask, goddamnit...

Lord save me and protect me from stench, coughing, and bla!

So thats how my fucking day is going. You guys may think i dont have problems in my life, but its hell down here bros.

For all my efforts, i havent gotten rich, therefore i have to put up with this crap, in an effort to save money. Its cheaper going with the bus than with the car on longer journeys, plus less effort not having to drive.

So you guys get rich. Dont let them tell you money doesnt matter or you just need enough to be comfortable, and more money wont make you happier. Bullshit. More money will get you driven places, with no one coughing next to you. More money will protect your health and save your life possibly! So dont be like me, make more money (that rhymes )

Yeahhhh my friend. Let's make money together! The feeling is awesome!

Thank goodness those guys didn't choke ya.

crystalwiz said:

Yeahhhh my friend. Let's make money together! The feeling is awesome!

Thank goodness those guys didn't choke ya.

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They did choke me. Ill probably die in a few days.

Whatever i inhaled from them is now going to spread through my system and eventually kill me. My immune system wont be able to stop this.

not the ending i was expecting , but yeah , i share your thought man, may god bless us with good wealth, health and stink free surroundings (amen).
money definitely gives us lots of privileges which we dont care until those are absent (even for short duration).
so i guess lets make more money good luck

You should try asian/african or south American buses some time.

Scorpion Ghost said:

They did choke me. Ill probably die in a few days.

Whatever i inhaled from them is now going to spread through my system and eventually kill me. My immune system wont be able to stop this.

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Aww yaaa.. I got it. At least we still have you here on BHW for the time being.

Go unstoppable bro.

NirvanaWolf said:

You should try asian/african or south American buses some time.

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I would rather eat my own sdk

crystalwiz said:

Aww yaaa.. I got it. At least we still have you here on BHW for the time being.

Go unstoppable bro.

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For the time being bro. But my time is running short hehe

Exactly the reason I hate taking the bus.

birchwood303 said:

Exactly the reason I hate taking the bus.

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I can spend $100 bucks, drive for hours, look for fucking parking.

Or i can take the bus for $25. Be driven. Not look for parking.

But, in the end, theres always a downside