The best comment spam ever?

gundamwing

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I just got this from google , i use it on scrapebox seems good result after a week ...

I just got this in my ?possible spam comment for approval? email for this blog:

HELP! I?m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don?t approve this they will kill me. They?re coming back now. Please send help!

I like the little touches to the spam, the email address for the comment is in the format:

[email protected]
 
LOL, I can't stop laughing, maybe in an event of a WW3 somebody would believe this, but today, that is a pretty unique spam message:D:D
 
Ok, and what are you doing when someone is taking that serious and the police or worse is at your door?
 
Well it's a helluva lot better than the spam I get with like this:??????????????????
 
I would approve just to have the hilarious comment on my blog...I would edit his url out so has no negative affect on my link juice.
 
Gundamwing you just made my day, great idea ......
 
{Sweet Jesus|Sweet Lord|Sweet God|Oh God|Oh Lord|Oh Jesus|Please Lord|Please God|Please Jesus|OMG Please help|OMG save me|Help|Please help|Save me}, {Satan|The Devil|Bin Laden|The Chines|The Japanese|The Russians|The Mob|The Mafia|The Access Of Evil} {has kidnapped|has abducted|has stolen|have tooken|have stolen|have kidnapped|have abducted|have captured} my {soul|life|child|baby|kid|kitty|horsie|marbles|legs|family|flag|scrapebox} {forcing me to|forcing me against my will to|making me|having me} {comment to|post to|message to|talk to|make friends with} {blogs|bloggers|the enemy}. {Please approve this|Approve this now|You must approve this|Please just approve this} {now|immedietly|as soon as possible} {Oh no|Oh Poop|Eeep|Aargh|;[|;/|;\|} {They are here|Their Here|Here they come|thats them now} no not the {Whip|Taser|Katana|Needles|Barbwire|Chainsaw|Scorpians|Battery Acid|Razor|Knife|Turkey Baister|Cucumber} {leave me alone|please save me|save me|help me|dear god no|anything but that|please no I will do anything!}
 
{Sweet Jesus|Sweet Lord|Sweet God|Oh God|Oh Lord|Oh Jesus|Please Lord|Please God|Please Jesus|OMG Please help|OMG save me|Help|Please help|Save me}, {Satan|The Devil|Bin Laden|The Chines|The Japanese|The Russians|The Mob|The Mafia|The Access Of Evil} {has kidnapped|has abducted|has stolen|have tooken|have stolen|have kidnapped|have abducted|have captured} my {soul|life|child|baby|kid|kitty|horsie|marbles|legs|family|flag|scrapebox} {forcing me to|forcing me against my will to|making me|having me} {comment to|post to|message to|talk to|make friends with} {blogs|bloggers|the enemy}. {Please approve this|Approve this now|You must approve this|Please just approve this} {now|immedietly|as soon as possible} {Oh no|Oh Poop|Eeep|Aargh|;[|;/|;\|} {They are here|Their Here|Here they come|thats them now} no not the {Whip|Taser|Katana|Needles|Barbwire|Chainsaw|Scorpians|Battery Acid|Razor|Knife|Turkey Baister|Cucumber} {leave me alone|please save me|save me|help me|dear god no|anything but that|please no I will do anything!}

bhahahah :) nice
 
I don't know how funny it's going to be since I already have a number of the same spam comments littering my spam box.
 
Damn, my blog just got hit by the same crazy spam comment.

This is the comment:

HELP! I'm currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia keyword and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don't approve this they will kill me. keyword They're coming back now. Please send help!


The worst part is that the spammer is promotion a penis enlargement keyword, and there is no way in hell I am approving this shit in my blog. Moved to trash:).

This is the email id used for spamming: [email protected]. I hope it's not someone from BHW:D
 
Damn, my blog just got hit by the same crazy spam comment.

This is the comment:

HELP! I?m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia keyword and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don?t approve this they will kill me. keyword They?re coming back now. Please send help!


The worst part is that the spammer is promotion a penis enlargement keyword, and there is no way in hell I am approving this shit in my blog. Moved to trash:).

This is the email id used for spamming: [email protected]. I hope it?s not someone from BHW:D



I must learn to behave.;);)
 
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