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The best comment spam ever?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by gundamwing, Jul 19, 2010.

  1. gundamwing

    gundamwing Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I just got this from google , i use it on scrapebox seems good result after a week ...

    I just got this in my ?possible spam comment for approval? email for this blog:

    HELP! I?m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don?t approve this they will kill me. They?re coming back now. Please send help!

    I like the little touches to the spam, the email address for the comment is in the format:

    russianmobvictimXXXXX@gmail.com
     
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  2. haverox

    haverox Regular Member

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    thats muffen hilarious
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
  3. THUNDERELVI

    THUNDERELVI Elite Member

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    LOL, I can't stop laughing, maybe in an event of a WW3 somebody would believe this, but today, that is a pretty unique spam message:D:D
     
  4. jaerehan

    jaerehan Elite Member

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    best ever, thanks op
     
  5. BigFatWallet

    BigFatWallet Power Member

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    Rofl... Pretty Unique!

    :fencing:
     
  6. SebastianJu

    SebastianJu Power Member

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    Ok, and what are you doing when someone is taking that serious and the police or worse is at your door?
     
  7. bertbaby

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    Well it's a helluva lot better than the spam I get with like this:??????????????????
     
  8. f312dy

    f312dy Registered Member

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    wow... nice...
     
  9. trevor1617

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    I would approve just to have the hilarious comment on my blog...I would edit his url out so has no negative affect on my link juice.
     
  10. cobra

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    Gundamwing you just made my day, great idea ......
     
  11. kuzmanin

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    just commenting the content is better than that :)
     
  12. rytpillager

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  13. ivanadee

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    hahaha...
    you are in the biggest dilema in the world
     
  14. Venture

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    bhahahah :) nice
     
  15. bertbaby

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    I don't know how funny it's going to be since I already have a number of the same spam comments littering my spam box.
     
  16. AtAllCosts

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    Absolutely classic spamming, I love it.
     
  17. beazt

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    Damn, my blog just got hit by the same crazy spam comment.

    This is the comment:

    HELP! I'm currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia keyword and being forced to post spam comments on blogs! If you don't approve this they will kill me. keyword They're coming back now. Please send help!


    The worst part is that the spammer is promotion a penis enlargement keyword, and there is no way in hell I am approving this shit in my blog. Moved to trash:).

    This is the email id used for spamming: mattcut90@gmail.com. I hope it's not someone from BHW:D
     
  18. maxxtuner

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    I must learn to behave.;);)
     
  19. Gimme.The.Loot

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    screw off maxx... that's my email address! :p
     
  20. Dark Knight

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    I think he is a pretty smart fella :creep: