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The Bannana method

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by skumfidusen, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. skumfidusen

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    This is a method to get you free bannanas.

    Okay first you deal out some flyers with a course on how to do good handjobs then you'll tell them where to go for the course. Remember to write that they should bring their own bannans as a substitute for a real penis.

    Then you give them the course and when they leave say please put your bannanas in this bag.

    That's the bannana method
     
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  2. tonlilaz

    tonlilaz Executive VIP Premium Member

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    what if you want 30 bananas instead of 3 bannanas?

    does this work for bandannas?
     
  3. skumfidusen

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    I think it does. You just need to think outside the box;)
     
  4. tonlilaz

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    does the size matter?
     
  5. skumfidusen

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    Yeah it needs to be big. So they'll use both hands and then you sell them some cream for there sore hands when the session is over.
     
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    Heres my twist, ask them too bring multiple sized bananas to add to the realism, this would mean u gain more bananas for ur efforts
     
  7. im n0t lurer

    im n0t lurer Regular Member

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    am i missing somthing or is this thread about getting free bannanas? i dont understand a thing is it a joke? lol..
     
  8. skumfidusen

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    Lol yeah it is. It's because of something we talked about in the BHW chat room ;)
     
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    It's 100% dead serious. Bananas will be worth more than $ one day.
     
  10. tonlilaz

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    how to get THRee bananas for Free
     
  12. skumfidusen

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    haha dam that's funny:D
     
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    LOL, You guys are too much.
     
  14. darkmobius

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    man someone should sell these banana arts on ebay or something, but then they dont' last forever, when they turn black you don't see the art anymore lol...which leads to gaypal chargeback!
     
  15. blackhatcatz

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    man i love bananas. let's pull this off and be like donkey kong...
     
  16. Sheen91

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    And ask them to bring two cherries as well to help with the realism. ;)

    3 Bananas and 2 Cherries per customer. All you have to do is practice and once you have this method down pat you may want to expand, and try and hit the 1 million banana's a year mark, then you'll be banking.

    PS: Remember me when you have a million bananas. :yield:
     
  17. betster77

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    Wait I got a better one.. tell them to bring pringles too they can train for betster :D
     
  18. angelas111

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    maybe two plums would be better......lol
     
  19. Sanitarium

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    Well to see the face of a violated banana is a great way to start my day.
     
  20. leadas

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    Banana phone ftw !
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU