That Is It, I'm Done With The UK.

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"how to skip queues at the bar
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theRevolt said:
Die I smell a guru ebook:
"how to skip queues at the bar
Only £27.
There's one person in front of you ordering,so please get your credit card ready...
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Just stand in the middle and start talking on your phone about your highly contagious dick rash, and how you are not ment to have left hospital.
 
Your visiting the wrong pubs. Go to a proper bar and not the trendy 50p millionaire ones and you will be fine.
 
mickyfu said:
Just stand in the middle and start talking on your phone about your highly contagious dick rash, and how you are not ment to have left hospital.
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You owe £27, as it's clear you got an unauthorized copy of the no queue blueprint.
 
mickyfu said:
Oh let's start that one. Be thankful mate that you only live on the streets and you are not blind with Aids and cancer. And here you are worried about living on the streets. Nobody can say anything because some cretin might come along and trump you. I can tell you are a right to be offended at other peoples offence bar queuer.

You can't get pissed off about anything cause of the little starving children in the world.

What mate, your website has just been hit? Fuck you, there are starving kids you know.
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I've despised these kinds of arguments ever since I became a marketer. Instead of focusing on the positive and how to improve their daily lives, so many people prefer to compare themselves to the less fortunate. Sure things could be worse, but they could also be better - MUCH better. If one feels the need to whine and cry about the shit infested situation that many people on Earth live in, then maybe they should become missionaries instead. If I wanted to live life like a Buddhist I'd join a temple and meditate my life away.
 
Just cut out the middle man and bring in your own booze. Order 1 rum and coke in a pint class. Save money - save time!
 
You're right @mickyfu that the UK is pretty fucked up now. I don't want to get political here, but in Scotland it's laughable how shite things are now. The NHS is wrecked, as is the education system and the police service. Hell, after that Greenpeace hippy flew into the no fly zone at Turnberry, he got a slap on the wrists and that was it. I'm not saying they should have blown him out of the air, but they should have dealt with him a lot harsher than they did.

Again, it's hard to go into the ins and outs of that without getting political.
 
Elin Dotsya said:
I've despised these kinds of arguments ever since I became a marketer. Instead of focusing on the positive and how to improve their daily lives, so many people prefer to compare themselves to the less fortunate. Sure things could be worse, but they could also be better - MUCH better. If one feels the need to whine and cry about the shit infested situation that many people on Earth live in, then maybe they should become missionaries instead. If I wanted to live life like a Buddhist I'd join a temple and meditate my life away.
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I'm actually a little sick of the increasing trend of everybody pretending the homeless are badly done to people. Don't get me wrong, there are homeless people who are homeless due to no fault of their own and very bad misfortune. A vast amount of them are there all down to themselves. But this isn't my issue. My issue is with all these new caring breed of people who will have you believe that all homeless are badly done to, then how come they are all homeless? Why don't these good Samaritans take them in?
 
Fuck the UK. I'm in Barcelona for a few months and I have no intentions of going back soon.
 
Haven't been to a pub in years, since the smoking ban and since pub managers became younger than my youngest son!!

None of them have a clue how to run a real pub. Any decent old skool landlord either left the trade years ago or bought a quiet little country pub/restaurant.

No real ale anymore in these kiddy bars!
 
sturose said:
Haven't been to a pub in years, since the smoking ban and since pub managers became younger than my youngest son!!

None of them have a clue how to run a real pub. Any decent old skool landlord either left the trade years ago or bought a quiet little country pub/restaurant.

No real ale anymore in these kiddy bars!
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Real Ale in lincolnshire but we are about 15 years behind the rest of the world so come 2030 we'll be fucked too.

Luckily our Weatherspoons you don't queue! but you do have to fight your way past 20-30 pissheads to get served.
 
You should come to the Czech Republic. It's normal practice for them to keep bringing another beer to your table until you tell them you're finished and ready to pay.

There are also some gimmicky pubs that are self-service:

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I suggest using 'Stinkbomben' to rid these queue assholes like cockroaches when the lights come on. This is not fart spray, this is not b.o., this is the answer. Drop one of these in the middle of these assholes and quietly leave and watch the show from the opposite side of the pub window. You will never laugh harder.
 
I just park myself at an open seat at the bar and knock on the counter. Skips the line every time. Then again I may be one of those loud assholes because I'm mostly deaf these days.
 
boozie said:
I suggest using 'Stinkbomben' to rid these queue assholes like cockroaches when the lights come on. This is not fart spray, this is not b.o., this is the answer. Drop one of these in the middle of these assholes and quietly leave and watch the show from the opposite side of the pub window. You will never laugh harder.
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Apparently throwing acid in peoples faces is all the rage these days! Kids today eh?
 
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