Well I must say I'm glad I'm sat on a plane and leaving the UK. I have noticed a very worrying trend among the simpletons of society. I'm now not as worried about front backpackers (although they are cunts). No I've found a bigger form of cunts "bar queuers". Yes there is a worrying new trend of absolute fucking morons who form queues at bars. They don't grasp the concept of a bar. Instead they form a queue two meters away from the bar as though they are queuing at fucking passport control . More worrying is these fucking morons get highly upset if one should just stand at the bar like a normal person. So these days I'm expected to follow dumb fucking herd mentality, or be frowned upon. Fuck you, I'm off home.
That Is It, I'm Done With The UK.
- Thread starter mickyfu
- Start date
- Nov 16, 2011
- 19,814
- 11,285
Safe journey.
Back to Tenerife.
blogzandstuff
Elite Member
- Jan 1, 2015
- 10,759
- 6,921
Little trick for ya. Always take a rat with ya to a bar, let it go and watch the snowflakes scream and scatter. You'll get the bar to yourself.
- Oct 2, 2009
- 1,372
- 2,824
A firm clap should be enough to do the trick nowadays
You live in the UK? Have you noticed this irritating trend? We have a Wetherspoons with roughly a 50m circular bar with roughly 8 tills. And morons insist on forming this idiotic queue. This isn't the only place. I've just been snarled at because I didn't notice the bar queue where fucking idiots had formed 2m away from the bar. It seems everywhere you go, it's full of fucking sheeple.
Last edited:
blogzandstuff
Elite Member
- Jan 1, 2015
- 10,759
- 6,921
I went to a pub, there was a queue outside to queue for another queue to get in, then they only let in one at a time. Once inside we had to queue for the bloody bar. Left after a couple of hours and went for a kebab and there was another bloody queue . I'm now a UK queue guru
I kid you fucking not. I was in Windermere last week where a bar queue had formed out the door and it was raining. Now my options here was be an absolute fucking moron and follow suit, or not get served.
blogzandstuff
Elite Member
- Jan 1, 2015
- 10,759
- 6,921
This thread is spooky. Yesterday I released a course called " how to avoid queues ". Today I got emails from all those that bought it demanding their money back, so I told them they need to form a queue
D
Deleted member 855230
Guest
I’ve been waiting all fucking day to read this post. What a waste of time.
dandan594594
Elite Member
- Jan 31, 2013
- 1,664
- 1,238
BrandingCat
Elite Member
- Jan 6, 2015
- 8,119
- 10,311
And you guys don't live in this shit whole called London.
Sad.
Good choice Spain.
Sad.
Good choice Spain.
illuminateme
Power Member
- Feb 24, 2016
- 774
- 369
you should do something along the lines of... make your own bar, with hookers and blackjack...
Wilson Grant Fisk
Elite Member
- Nov 10, 2012
- 15,677
- 46,840
I must admit I have cut my visits to Pubs since the smoking ban and if I am going out it is usually later in the evening, but if this is really a thing then I can understand why so many Pubs are closing down.
Fucking queue in a Pub? Some of the boozers I used to frequent were pretty rough so I can imagine a few people getting glassed. I haven't seen this yet, so am sceptical but feel like going to the local to laugh at people.
Fucking queue in a Pub? Some of the boozers I used to frequent were pretty rough so I can imagine a few people getting glassed. I haven't seen this yet, so am sceptical but feel like going to the local to laugh at people.
Since pubs went from being traditional boozers to faddy, trendy places to take the kids and grab a smoothie or coffee most have attracted a new type of customer = Modern day dickheads.
Used to walk into my local back in the day, the barmaid / landlord saw us coming through the door and was pulling our pints before we'd even spoken. Proper service.
Used to walk into my local back in the day, the barmaid / landlord saw us coming through the door and was pulling our pints before we'd even spoken. Proper service.
Hay700
Power Member
- Mar 6, 2016
- 503
- 496
ScienceHub
BANNED
- Aug 2, 2018
- 41
- 14
Queue in a pub is quite common now, management is trash, you can have 5 people waiting for a pint and the only person there serving is just finishing washing the cups... at this point, you know its going to be a 15 minute wait for a pint, and all I can think about during this 15 minute wait is every minute I wait is a minute closer to being sober.