Tenerife Tax/IM Life

VladislavRay

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Hi guys! Does anyone have experience with Taxation for Self Employed in Tenerife?
Is any of you doing IM in Tenerife?

Thanks!
 
I live in Spain, so maybe I can help you. It depends on your earnings (ypu have to pay 25%-40% of your earnings un taxes)
 
I think @mickyfu lives there, maybe he has some hints you can't find on google

Oh I sure do. Don't waste your time with the thick inbred uneducated cunts in banks in Tenerife. Open your business in another country ie Bulgaria where tax is peanuts.

However if you really want to be all above board, go to Mainland Spain to set up your business, instead of dealing with these fucking hillbillies.

Oh yeah and tax is standard high rates. Don't be fooled by idiots who will tell you it is a tax free island.
 
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First of all, nobody on the ground was killed. An incident like this, over a populated urban center? That right there, that’s some sort of minor miracle. So...Plus, neither plane was full. What, the 737 was something like, I believe, two-thirds full? Yeah? Maybe three-quarters? At any rate, what you’re left with casualty-wise is the fiftieth-worst air disaster. Tied for fiftieth, actually.

There were actually fifty-three crashes through history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife. Anybody ever hear of Tenerife, in the Canary Islands? In 1977, two fully loaded 747s crashed into each other on Tenerife. You know how big a 747 is? Way bigger than a 737 -- and we’re talking two of them! Mind-boggling, really.

Almost six hundred people died. Any of you ever even heard of that? I doubt it! Because you know why? People move on. They move on. And we will, too. We’ll move on. We will get past this. Because that’s what human beings do! We survive, and-and we survive and we overcome. So. Yeah.
 
First of all, nobody on the ground was killed. An incident like this, over a populated urban center? That right there, that’s some sort of minor miracle. So...Plus, neither plane was full. What, the 737 was something like, I believe, two-thirds full? Yeah? Maybe three-quarters? At any rate, what you’re left with casualty-wise is the fiftieth-worst air disaster. Tied for fiftieth, actually.

There were actually fifty-three crashes through history that are just as bad or worse. Tenerife. Anybody ever hear of Tenerife, in the Canary Islands? In 1977, two fully loaded 747s crashed into each other on Tenerife. You know how big a 747 is? Way bigger than a 737 -- and we’re talking two of them! Mind-boggling, really.

Almost six hundred people died. Any of you ever even heard of that? I doubt it! Because you know why? People move on. They move on. And we will, too. We’ll move on. We will get past this. Because that’s what human beings do! We survive, and-and we survive and we overcome. So. Yeah.

I have no idea how you have brought this into the conversation. However the planes that hit each other were on the ground in fog. I believe one landed into the other. The reason there was nobody killed on the ground.
 
I have no idea how you have brought this into the conversation. However the planes that hit each other were on the ground in fog. I believe one landed into the other. The reason there was nobody killed on the ground.

Sorry, I forgot to put this in as context:


Realize that before that made me sound like some kind of loon.
 
Oh I sure do. Don't waste your time with the thick inbred uneducated cunts in banks in Tenerife. Open your business in another country ie Bulgaria where tax is peanuts.

However if you really want to be all above board, go to Mainland Spain to set up your business, instead of dealing with these fucking hillbillies.

Oh yeah and tax is standard high rates. Don't be fooled by idiots who will tell you it is a tax free island.

Can anyone open a bis in bulgaria. Sorry i am new to these legal things. I am living in 3rd world small country and i just wanted to know for knowledge.
 
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