This just came out of my Grandma's mouth: (watching a commercial for a Kindle) "Mary, where do you go to upload the books, the library?" other gems from my family: grandma had me make her an email account. I go over and she's on the phone. "my email address is [email protected] and my password is Joseph. That's j-o-s-e-p-h." me-grandma, why the hell did you just give out your password? Grandma-because they need it to deposit it into my account! Dad- "come over and bring your laptop, your modem, and your router. We need to use the Internet." (they have no connection and asked me this at least 3 times.) sister- "yeah, I've heard of those facebook face pages, but I've never seen one." I literally have pages and pages of these things my family say. Anyone else?