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Might as well tell them you're a pimp and the websites are your bitches making you money.
Talking to girls about IM
- Thread starter Donestrgling
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cicsmayhem
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- Jul 13, 2010
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Whenever someone asks me what I'm doing, I just say I'm a freelance web developer. Even though, its not what I'm actually really doing in IM rather than explaining about SEO and spamming websites and other related stuffs. 
Donestrgling
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- Nov 29, 2011
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This is something that is new to me as I starting working for myself around 7-8 months ago now. At first I would explain the process of being an affiliate and for some reason even after being drilled with questions for an hour people wouldn't get it.
Then I progressed to telling them that I sell things online, this they didn't understand either since I didn't have a warehouse and inventory. So I came up with another description.
I told people that I rank websites in Google and for some reason they didn't understand the concept of Google "ranking sites" and just thought that Google just randomly shows them websites. After this point I was about 4 months on with working for myself.
I gave up on trying to explain anything, now I just say the following when people ask me what I do:
If it's a girl I'm interested in: I have my own business, it's all a bit technical but rest assured that if you would like to go to dinner with me that I will pay for you.
----If anything they at least laugh and I can start talking about something else.
If it's just a normal person: I have my own business, I don't say anything other than that. If they ask for specifics I just say business consulting.
P.s, actually landed 2 SEO clients this way
Nice,
I think Ill use that at the bar tonight.
And I like you quote at the bottom. I haven't been in that situation with IM luckily Im pretty much getting paid to learn right now. But i was in the same situation when i had to rely on my videography skills to pay rent. With out thing is the savings.
That reminds me I wanted to know if you guys had ideas about my business with videos.
So basically I go around to all the Motorcycle dealers in my area and make videos of all of their new and used moto's then Edit it, add voice over, upload to youtube, embed to website, and link to Cycletrader.
I need to know of a software, if it exists. That Can take the existing images on the site, and create a very cool video of the motos.
Or something where I dont have to goto the site itself. uh anyways little off subject.
Hash2thetwo
Newbie
- Jan 13, 2012
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Point 1: Hold back as much information about yourself as possible without sounding too shady. It makes you more mysterious and keeps them interested wanting to know more about you.
Point 2: Don't talk work when your chatting a girl up. If your anything like me once I start i'd bore the socks off her lol
Good luck with it
Point 2: Don't talk work when your chatting a girl up. If your anything like me once I start i'd bore the socks off her lol
Good luck with it
Raven13
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- May 31, 2011
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When chicks ask me about :
SEO: it's kind of playing with the psychology of Google to make my site in the first page. If you want to be in the first page of google when we type "Beautiful moroccan chick" I can do it! and that's SEO
Socialmedia: I use the mass stupidity to drive trafic to sites & make money.
SEO: it's kind of playing with the psychology of Google to make my site in the first page. If you want to be in the first page of google when we type "Beautiful moroccan chick" I can do it! and that's SEO
Socialmedia: I use the mass stupidity to drive trafic to sites & make money.
Donestrgling
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- Nov 29, 2011
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Id be lying though lol
scottyfleming
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- Feb 28, 2012
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Hahaha, well we are all a little crazy!!!!!!!hahaha
MidKnight
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- Jun 22, 2011
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Lol, I'm the opposite!!!
I'm a girl, who has trouble talking to guys about anything with IM. Unless it's sports, video games, or sex, it's basically in one ear and out the other. I could use those as examples, but they prefer action over words, if you get my meaning ;D. I'm trying to get my sister into the marketing world so I won't be alone in socializing around here.
~MidKnight
I'm a girl, who has trouble talking to guys about anything with IM. Unless it's sports, video games, or sex, it's basically in one ear and out the other. I could use those as examples, but they prefer action over words, if you get my meaning ;D. I'm trying to get my sister into the marketing world so I won't be alone in socializing around here.
~MidKnight
voljin
Junior Member
- Jan 17, 2012
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you can use animoto (paid) or use proshow producer (free on member download section )
back to topic:
i'm tired too explaining about IM. so when girls ask what i do , i just show them vids i made using proshow. usually end up with they bought some of it
hellacious
Newbie
- Feb 28, 2012
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I'm the scarface of the internet.
I don't think it's an issue of trying to talk to girls about IM, I think it's trying to talk to anyone who isn't involved in it. Men and women not doing what we do are going to be clueless. Outside of my family, I hardly converse with people outside BHW anymore...let alone about how I make my money. No matter how much I try to explain it, they come up with 10 more questions for every answer.
Your dad actually knows what twitter is? You're luckier than you think.
This is all you need to talk to girls about IM
Cheers buddy! my clip is like a chick magnet
hatemachine
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- Jan 14, 2011
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ASL?
I have tried to explain it to my family, but they can't get wrap their heads around it, can't blame them since they haven't grown up into this like we have.
Girls are so different from us. Deep down, they expect the man to be strong and 'find a way', they don't expect to do the seriously mind bending tasks often associated with riches in IM. They like to have a simple 9-5 job, go out with their girlies on the weekend, read cosmo, talk about love and sex and their periods, their emotions and stuff. That's not to say this is bad. Women are just different. Apart from a couple exceptions like Sweetfunny women just aren't suited to hardcore IM. To be honest when I am with a girl I like to be around the carefree, feminine, emotional energy they have. I don't WANT to talk about python scripts or the way ReCaptcha keeps f*king changing or the best way to deal with masses of spintax automatically. I want a break from all that. The best thing about a woman is her feminine energy and her looks and her body, so embrace those things. Keep IM separate, the only thing that should be entering your girlfriends ear is your dick, not how you made $40 on fiverr this week by selling scrapebox blasts.
b1step-ahead
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- Nov 15, 2010
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movie in the making?
Yep, that's me to a T! I sit around talking about my period all day and hoping for some guy to come along and stick his dick in my ear.
lol, marusia you female IMers are the exception so good on you. And I'm glad you didn't take offense, don't get me wrong I love women. Precisely why we should not subject them to talk about scrapebox or cracking captchas. When my most recent gf was bugging me all the time about what I am doing on the laptop for so long, I said alright then, and I gave her a taste of writing articles about pointless crap and manual captcha filling. She once claimed she would do anything for me, but this, she said, was her limit. She said "it makes me want to shoot myself". And this, my friends, is why you should not talk to your gf about IM.