Stomach is killing me from the curry

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Last night i had a wicked curry, this morning i decided to eat the rest for breakfast, it was so god damn tastey! the sauce ad everything the chicken cooked to perfection! however, when i am walking every few minutes i am feeling this over whelming need to take a shit, however, when i go to the toilet, nothing is coming out, just gas, anyone help ? my stomach feels really heavy and weak. At one point i felt i was going to pass out.
 
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@pewep can help if you with that, it's clear that a demon has found its way to your esophagus and the only way to alleviate your pain is by meditating on a stool with 6 legs and 13 candles lined up in a triangle while dancing to the tunes of NEW THUG LIFE MOMENTS

here's a link, good luck

 
Press the juice of 1.5 lemons and mix with 200ml of full fat milk.

Should fix it.
 
I hope you ate the remains cold for breakfast.
 
GoTRooT said:
Press the juice of 1.5 lemons and mix with 200ml of full fat milk.

Should fix it.
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mate there isn't anyone selling lemons round here for a good 40 minute walk away, starting to regret eating the curry now. stupid idea eating it.

Asif WILSON Khan said:
You obviously didn't eat enough, or was it a Korma?
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mate this is a nightmare, every couple minutes i just have to stop and talk to myself, as my gut just feels heavy and i start getting all sweaty and it's like my body is saying it needs a shit, i go to the toilet and then nothing comes out.. then i walk out toilet and get same heavy feeling all over again.

When i walk, it hits me, it's like BOOOOOM! I need a shit like A.S.A.P - Body is really fucking with me today and it's a big day today, last day of work till after new year, can't afford to be half the day on the toilet. Keep getting funny looks of people as i have to stop and start walking... but when that heavy feeling comes in my gut, it's super fucking intense.
 
MisterF said:
I hope you ate the remains cold for breakfast.
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every lasy bit, even licked the carton clean, the sauce tasted super fresh and tastey. rgret it now, gotta funny feeling one of these farts is gonna end up with me following through on myself.
 
Eat the same type of meal for lunch and dinner today. See if that helps.
 
shagoholic said:
Last night i had a wicked curry, this morning i decided to eat the rest for breakfast, it was so god damn tastey! the sauce ad everything the chicken cooked to perfection! however, when i am walking every few minutes i am feeling this over whelming need to take a shit, however, when i go to the toilet, nothing is coming out, just gas, anyone help ? my stomach feels really heavy and weak. At one point i felt i was going to pass out.
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I know a guy once who had exactly the same issues you describe..


He's dead..
 
drink lemon juice with some salt in it. Or drink some warm water. Don't eat for rest of day & go for a long walk or walk back & forth in your house in case you need to go to toilet
 
Mate go the same place you got it from, and ask them make same curry tell them add some extra sauce. What you have to do now is, go the store everyday morning and get the same curry with extra sauce for next 3 days and keep eating. Your stomach will accept it and you will be better. good luck mate
 
Thank you ladies and gentleman, for chiming into the thread. I would like to announce as of mid-day, I have successfully been able to alleviate my pain by peble dashing the local restaurants toilets. It was a tremendous moment, that I am sure a lot of you will remember years to come.

God bless you all!
 
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Get another curry in, that will solve it. Keep us posted. (if you're not in hospital by then Lol!)
 
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