Ah what bullshit. "Bath Salts Survivor". We should all feel SORRY for them, BOO HOO HOO and pay more in taxes for TREATMENT for their ILLNESS BOO HOO HOO, OH! THE HUMANITY OF IT ALL, BOO HOO HOO.
I'm a SURVIVOR TOO! And I needs me some WELFARE TOO! I'm addicted to Ortho Weed-B-Gon, it's not my fault, mah PAPPIE used to snort Scott's Fertilizer 'n he's the one that got me started, and OH YEAH, He's a VICTIM TOO.
We're all victims, up in heah, gnome sayin'? And we needs us a gubbmint check. 'N sum CHICKEN.