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Discussion in 'Offline Marketing' started by Techxan, May 2, 2013.

  1. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    I was talking to a gent I know who is way is way to cheap to pay for SEO. I have never pitched him, as no one in their right mind would want him as a customer.

    We got to talking about SEO and he asked me:

    "Why do SEO people keep sending me dice and pennies?"

    I almost fell over laughing. Shit is gettin' saturated.
    I told him I had no idea...

    I knew about the dice, where are the pennies coming from?
     
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  2. AmazinAzn

    AmazinAzn Regular Member

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    Well let's hope it's not too saturated, I'm sending out my next batch of letters soon.
     
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  3. Mr Stark

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    Hahah, this made my day :D
     
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    LMFAO. nice joke buddy
     
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  5. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    Are you having any luck with that?
     
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    Courtesy : 7878 + BHW

    Thanks for sharing Techxan. I laughed hard. :D
     
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  7. orzyman

    orzyman Senior Member

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    something like this?


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  8. AmazinAzn

    AmazinAzn Regular Member

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    I've only sent out one batch of 9 letters, and received 1 call back from the biggest business I went after. Unfortunately, the guy was a dick.
     
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  9. Techxan

    Techxan Elite Member

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    Was he in Houston? If so, I can probably get your dice back....
     
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    AmazinAzn Regular Member

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    Haha, no, he's in Fort Worth.
     
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    Thanks for the late night laugh!

    Time to send dollar bills then.
     
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  12. keytenx

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    :D thanks for making me smile buddy! nice one!
     
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    I am stuffing 50 cent calculators and at the end of the letter asking if it all ads up.

    Also about the penny. I can't post links yet, but there is a classic sales letter I came across last week that used a penny taped to the letter.

    Google

    "THE LOWLY PENNY WILL OFTEN DO THE TRICK"

    in quotes if you want to read it.
     
  14. Techxan

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    Ah, that explains it!