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I was talking to a gent I know who is way is way to cheap to pay for SEO. I have never pitched him, as no one in their right mind would want him as a customer.

We got to talking about SEO and he asked me:

"Why do SEO people keep sending me dice and pennies?"

I almost fell over laughing. Shit is gettin' saturated.
I told him I had no idea...

I knew about the dice, where are the pennies coming from?
 
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Well let's hope it's not too saturated, I'm sending out my next batch of letters soon.
 
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Thanks for sharing Techxan. I laughed hard. :D
 
AmazinAzn said:
I've only sent out one batch of 9 letters, and received 1 call back from the biggest business I went after. Unfortunately, the guy was a dick.
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Was he in Houston? If so, I can probably get your dice back....
 
I am stuffing 50 cent calculators and at the end of the letter asking if it all ads up.

Also about the penny. I can't post links yet, but there is a classic sales letter I came across last week that used a penny taped to the letter.

Google

"THE LOWLY PENNY WILL OFTEN DO THE TRICK"

in quotes if you want to read it.
 
Ah, that explains it!
 
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