blogzandstuff
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Pay someone else to do it - Easy!
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Hold your horses
COUNT your lucky stars
you may have heard the WHISPERS
you might have heard the RUMORS
but you ain't seen NOTHING yet...
this was a REAL LIFE CHANGER
get ready to take a ride on the wild side ...
:36:
COUNT your lucky stars
you may have heard the WHISPERS
you might have heard the RUMORS
but you ain't seen NOTHING yet...
this was a REAL LIFE CHANGER
get ready to take a ride on the wild side ...
:36:
Seriously no one remembered this thread? ^^
http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/614718-wipe-yo-ass-vs-water.html
just pissed myself laughing at this. is there a thechnique to prevent that?
incomesurfer
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BreaknBrix
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That poopy tut is grossly oversimplified.
It doesn't accommodate hanger turds, texture.... or Newtons law.
To determine F(orce) = Mass X Acceleration.
An arm & finger weighs approx 12lbs or 0.372971402 slugs. If that 12 lb finger accelerates just 5mph (7.3 ft / second) post paper breakage..... that's 2.72lbs of lubricated force aiming straight for your butthole. If you're an aggressive wiper, we could be talking 5lbs. Which would be like someone dropping a steel 5lb dildo right over your butthole.
Really puts into perspective what Belladonna must cope with. If a 200lb man acclerates his penis at 5mph that's 45lbs of force slamming into your butthole. Repeatedly.
At 10mph, there's no way shes wiping any more. Shit must just fall out her ass as she's walking.
It doesn't accommodate hanger turds, texture.... or Newtons law.
To determine F(orce) = Mass X Acceleration.
An arm & finger weighs approx 12lbs or 0.372971402 slugs. If that 12 lb finger accelerates just 5mph (7.3 ft / second) post paper breakage..... that's 2.72lbs of lubricated force aiming straight for your butthole. If you're an aggressive wiper, we could be talking 5lbs. Which would be like someone dropping a steel 5lb dildo right over your butthole.
Really puts into perspective what Belladonna must cope with. If a 200lb man acclerates his penis at 5mph that's 45lbs of force slamming into your butthole. Repeatedly.
At 10mph, there's no way shes wiping any more. Shit must just fall out her ass as she's walking.
SoccerLover
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Run!
The Scarlet Pimp
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this is a great slogan for exlax!
Wilson Grant Fisk
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Blimey, that was a blast from the past. Not something I needed to read first thing on a Saturday morning.
Devilfish168
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Is there a, Thechnique to prevent, That ???
This must be one of those valuable BHW members making so much bank right now.
huser21
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Now that's funny. I'm stealing this one!