haha thats funny stuff! check this shit out happen to me last week..
a drunk lady came to my house about a week ago and i see her outside kicking my truck so i open the door and was like get the fuck out of my yard bitch! oh boy that pissed her off and she looked at me like i know you just didnt and that bitch comes running toward me, i freaked out like wtf i dont want no part of this shit.. (she a big crazy mean looking animal) so i come inside and lock the door.
she started beating on my door broke my screen door and then she grabs a broom that was outside and starts breaking my fucking window so i open the door and was like you bitch, she comes at me and all i could do was put my boot right in the middle of her chest and watched her ass fall off my porch (she got stuck in between my porch and the fence you can see in the image) and let me tell you that pissed her off, well what happen is she thought she was at her crack head bfs house beatin his door down he lives next door to me and by that time he comes and stops her but damn what some weird shit.