Some a**hole keyed my car at work

I used to hang with bad kids, I was never bad kid, but I got along with the outcasts.

One day we went for a walk after school, we passed a mustang, and suddenly I heard this scraping sound, I was looking around to see what was going on, well to my shock the kid I was hanging with used a coin and scratched the car front to back. I asked him why the fuck would he do such a thing, he laughed and said "no one will no it was me".

So now knowing the mind set of these trouble making kids, I try keep everything precious to me in plain sight.

Sorry to hear about the scratch, some people are just pricks.
 
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Nice car man. That sucks someone would be a flammer and do some crap like that. By the way nice photoshop skills loving the ghost/zombie in the car.
 
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Wow, that thing in the car kind of freaked me out.
 
Here is what happened to the op.... (based on true events)...
9pm: Gets off work and sees his car. "Ah fuk... someone keyed my car... Away to the bat cave..." He drives home without looking in his back seat - DUDE always look in your back seat.
10pm-11pm: He takes a picture for us and posts it on here along with writing his thread. He hits submit and goes out to his car to repair the damage.
Midnight: Freaking zombie attacks him, turns him into a zombie...

Future prediction: How long does it take two zombies to escape from a garage and spread their zombie plague? I don't know, but I'm stuffing my bug-out-bag full of flashlights, zombie repellant, and condoms.
 
This is how shit goes viral. I beg someone to post this story on reddit or digg or whatever kids are using these days with the EXACT same story and picture and it will go viral within 24 hours.
 
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dillfly2000 said:
One day we went for a walk after school, we passed a mustang, and suddenly I heard this scraping sound, I was looking around to see what was going on, well to my shock the kid I was hanging with used a coin and scratched the car front to back. I asked him why the fuck would he do such a thing, he laughed and said "no one will no it was me".
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What's his full name, what town, where was the mustang, what color was it, what's the last information you have on him, how old was he then, what year was it, how old would he be now, etc...

Ever Google your own name?

How'd you like to Goolgle your name and find a detailed story about some retarded asshole shit you did 5 years ago posted online for all the world to see.

You'd pay money to have that taken down, wouldn't you?

Or, what happens while googling an interest of yours (Mustangs) and you stumble on a story that sounds exactly like what happened to that Mustang you worked all summer to buy, and then some asshole keyed it.

You'd pay money for that guy's name, wouldn't you?
 
Longover said:
Future prediction: How long does it take two zombies to escape from a garage and spread their zombie plague? I don't know, but I'm stuffing my bug-out-bag full of flashlights, zombie repellant, and condoms.
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I doubt you'll convince those zombies to wear a condom. Zombies are notorious for their preference of dry-riding the hershey highway. You're better off packing lubricant.
 
thats a fucking ghost in there! You need help, dude. No human looks like that.
 
I remember the time I parked my car in a bad neighborhood and it ended up not just being keyed but with a knife in a tire...but it was my fault cause it was a dark night and I did not notice that I am almost blocking some cars :))
 
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i just zoomed in on that photo and wish i didnt. Thats pretty freaky shit right there.

I am guessing your car was built on an indian burial ground which also housed young catholica school girls who were sacraficed with lambs on temple stone and had mormons drinking the carbonated blood

(carbonated blood - wtf. Thats an awesome new drink. Fizzy blood. - Those zombies would love that shit. Monetize now)
 
WTF... I thought I was the only one to see that Holy Crap... Its a real ghost and its no fun.. OP please respond. You are driving us nuts here.. Am sure most of us cannot sleep for a good week.

Let me know if you are alive which I seriously doubt with a ghost beside you. How come you missed it dude?:sad2:

229tom said:
Worked 12 hours today, drove my pontiac because it was a nice day out. I parked at the edge of the parking lot and only one car parked beside me (I backed in and the right side of the car was right beside the grass). Start up my car, drive like a bat outta hell to the gas station where I give my baby a quick once over and realize it got keyed.

Not all the way down the side but still a good 2". Seems very, very intentional because they had to walk so damn far and got me on the side near the grass. Pissed me off like hell, had a "this is why we don't have nice things moment" just had to bitch n moan to the misc.

Anyone else have similar bs? Definately never driving her to work again. Pics of said car

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Kickflip said:
This is how shit goes viral. I beg someone to post this story on reddit or digg or whatever kids are using these days with the EXACT same story and picture and it will go viral within 24 hours.
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http://digg.com/news/entertainment/some_a_hole_keyed_my_car_at_work_black_hat_world_you_will_sh_t_brix_bro
 
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