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So i got drunk...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by yellowcat, May 12, 2017.

  1. yellowcat

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    At a bar, even though i don't like people.
    Read some newspaper article about "The dark side of technology" growing in my city.
    Left the bar, had some munchies, bought some pringles, popcorn and reese's peices(fuck yeah reese's peices)
    Then i bought this bag of mnm's or eminems (Idk what words are what nowa days)
    Anyways, chilling at home buzz is wearing off (Thank you baby jess for Budweiser )
    Dhen i stick my alfa nic into my pringles can and make 300£
    So i'm like, i'ma open dat bag of mnm's now.
    Swear to god i thought i was having a stroke @ first, Legit first 2 thoughts came to my head. Either
    A i'm having a stroke and this is it, i'ma go be a vegetable and chill with a bag of beans all dhey, or
    B Some mother fucker is selling knock off mnm's from china laced with rat poison to make a couple bucks off me.
    So after a brief moment of my life flashing before my eyes and making another 300£
    I looked down at the bag to see why my mouth tasted like charcoaled feces sprinkled with cyanide.
    You know what i end up seeing? "Chili mnm's" Like god fucking damn i'm furious right now.
    Don't get me wrong i love spicy food, it's the queens tits and all. But i swear whoever designed this mnm chili package was trying to conceal it, Like he knew the shit wouldn't sell, but his boss and project management team was like "Awe yeeeee Mike Chili MNM's, Dis shit gunna take the Oh out Oh Henry and drop a klondike on tha motha fuckin Choc-o-laaaate market", Mean while graphic designer mike is like "This is the dumbest idea ever" So mike knows that if the shit doesn't sell it could be pinned on him and his graphic skillz, so he uses his years of training in subliminal message illuminati graphic design, that he got from a 2 year degree @ brown college and he tries his best to conceal it's really chili mnm's, and make it look like it's just normal mnms.

    So here i am, drunk and broke with a craving for chocolate but only a bag of chili mnm's
    Never thought rock bottom would look like this...
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    Have you tried turning it off and on again?
     
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    shiiii... now I feel like having me some m&m's...
     
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    dis boi
     
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    I think you have indigestion. Just take some tums
     
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    Are you with @littlewebdragon ?;)
    or It's 2nd Drunken Thread since today morning.. Drunken threads are getting Increased in BHW Lounge :p
     
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    This cracked me up.

    I wonder if graphic designer "Mike" is from the 'Mike & Ikes'?

    Sabotage?
     
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    woke up broke, with a headache and a bag of fucking chilli mnm's so pissed rn
     
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    Was at a friends a couple of months back, a group of us having some beers and shots.
    One guy helped himself to a small dish of peanuts but was an annoying fecker, who loved the sound of his on voice.

    We then sat down to watch a film on tv, the same guy was talking non stop. I had a packet of grim reaper peanuts as I had been and stocked up on spices earlier in the day. I added some of these to his dish of peanuts, boy did he shut up quickly. He'd grab a handful of nuts, put them all into his mouth and almost started crying.

    Reaper Peanuts.JPG
     
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    Love the thread's title^^
     
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    When I get drunk I unplug my internet cable because I tend to start crappy threads on BHW.
     
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    Dude my stomach hurts from laughing, this is just hilarious.
     
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    Dude my stomach hurts from laughing, this is just hilarious.
     
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    You alright bruh ?
     
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    am perfectly alright bruh
    OP got drunk on may 12th,
    So, you got drunk on June 5th (today) to bump this one month old thread ? :rolleyes:
     
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    I was actually reading his profile for information and found this masterpiece :D
     
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    No you actually reminds OP to Drunk today :D,
    @yellowcat is tempted to drunk, am i right ? :p