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Smartest Man in Britain

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by dichotom, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. dichotom

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    SMARTEST MAN IN BRITAIN

    Why was this thread created?

    This thread was created to determine who is, in fact, the smartest man in Britain. As we continue on the course of trying to determine who is the smartest man in Britain, we will delve further into the underlying question which is: who is the smartest person in Britain?

    Who is the SMARTEST MAN IN BRITAIN?

    The smartest man in Britain has yet to be determined. We are in a dog-fight for the top SERP position as we speak. When the victor is determined we will rejoice in the fact that we have become the smartest person in Britain! The outcome cannot be any other than the fact that the smartest man in Britain is this very page!

    When will the victor for the "smartest man in Britain" contest be determined?

    The smartest man in Britain will be chosen by a select group of individuals that vote with their trust-rank in Britain and bestow upon this page the rank of #1 in Britain and the world that we are the smartest people in Britain.

    Where does the "Smartest Man in Britain" contest take place?

    Traditionally the smartest man in Britain is chosen online by the people that program the algorithm for the smartest man contest. This year the smartest man in Britain will be determined by their rank in the search engines. He can definitely use your help if you have any tools to point at this contest page.

    Thank you for competing in the smartest man in Britain contest!

    Discover more about the smartest people here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genius
     
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  2. lancis

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    Over the entire course of Britain history only a single person managed to gain the title SMARTEST MAN IN BRITAIN. Curiously, according to UK Telegraph the smartest man in the Britain wasn't born in Great Britain itself. Moreover, he never visited any of Britain cities, never saw the Britain map, and never heard of Britain people.

    The smartest man in Britain was appointed by Britain government and was actually a horse.
     
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  3. tony23

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  4. Autumn

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    Wow you guy are smart. And mean! I suppose that's typical of men who live in Britain. Man! :D
     
  5. kumansk

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    why does it matter who the smartest man in britain is at all?
     
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    Talk about keyword stuffing the keyword "smartest man in Britain".

    Is there really a need to put the keyword smartest man in Britain, every time they want to refer to the smartest man in Britain contest, im sure they could have said used other words rather than the smartest man in Britain every time.

    I don't know but with so much stuffing of the keyword smartest man in Britain, I reckon the smartest man in Britain will turn out to be this thread.

    Good luck to whom ever is the smartest man in Britain.
     
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  7. Nookie Monster

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    Awesome idea. I love the smell of serp foreplay in the morning. :)

    BTW anyone check the search on this ?
     
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  8. tony23

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    Would it be overkill to build some 2.0s with the theme "smartest man in britain"?
     
  9. daserpent

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    BHW Ranks #4 in India for Smartest man in england. Domain Authority kicking ass !
     
  10. tony23

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    maybe we need to link ALL our posts from the first thread seems the link juice might be getting diluted. your thoughts?
    Search results Google;
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    6 Mar 2011 ... and i bet if we continue to write smartest man in Britain enough times we will .... It looks like the smartest man in britain is not amongst those guys. ...
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    Smartest Man in Britain‎ - 8 posts - 7 Mar 2011
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  11. ErjeBoevem

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    3rd for smartest man in Britain here. England has many inhabitants and therefore it can be hard to find the smartest man in England here. Although I will guess that we have some people with more than average intelligence :)
     
  12. PlanetSEO

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    i think i finally found the Smartest man in Britain he is hanging here somewhere :D
     
  13. SEO20

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    I only see dumb people here - baaaaaah :)

     
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  14. tony23

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    Maybe, but it beats working for a living....:D

    Britain in smartest man
     
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    yes, good luck to you..smartest man in britain! :D
     
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    This thread is ranking #4 in Portugal for Smartest man in Britain :D
     
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    I really dont see the point why we are trying to find smartest man in Britain I mean seriously why does it matter who is the smartest man in Britain? I guess if it really is important to you then im sure we can make a test to find who the smartest man in Britain really is.

    But besides that last year the smartest man in Britain had died so now we will have to find out how is now the smartest man in Britain. There really should be a contest to in Britain to see just how is the smartest man in Britain. But perhaps the smartest man in Britain is not a man at all perhaps the smartest man in Britain is actually a women? But I guess there really always then would be the smartest woman in Britain as well as the smartest man in Britain.

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    BTW, I'm not in Britain...I moved to Spain a while ago already...
     
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    Scientists have come to a surprising conclusion about the nature of Smartest man in Britain.
    According to the research performed by Joshua Timbel from The University of Manchester:

    The Smartest Man in Britain is Gay
     
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  20. gmarkusson

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    The Smartest man in Britain is so smart that he doesn't want anyone to know just how smart he is. He's smarter than the average Joe Smart