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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by anon1577, Apr 5, 2013.

  1. anon1577

    anon1577 Junior Member

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    Yesterday when I collected certain AA blogs I stumbled upon a blog that caught my eye. It's an everyday blog run by some chick. Today when I went to the gym and I shit you not, there she was. It's a really small world sometimes :cool:
    Now since almost everyone seems to have a GF (just check the "post your a pic of your gf" thread) I was thinking that maybe, just maybe I could ask her out for a date next time, bhw style.
    "Hey, you've got a blog and someone is spamming it right? Well I can fix that if you go out with me"
    "Want to JV with me?"
    "If you don't go out with me I will spam your blog to pieces."
    "I've got a million monkeys in my papal, wanna hang out?"
    "Hey, you know that guy that spams your blog? Yeah, that's me and if you don't go out with me I will sandbox your blog."

    Do you have any other better suggestions?

    (this is not a troll post, it's actually half serious)
     
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  2. ferma231

    ferma231 Elite Member

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    Dude, ask her out with spam comments, it would be quite unique.
     
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  3. switch_2012

    switch_2012 Power Member

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    you are a stalker!!
     
  4. Known

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    I don't know who you are, or where you live, but if you ever use one of those lines in real life, I will find you and I will kill you.
     
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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    Tell here you are a member of BHW.
     
  7. steelballs

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    Say to her - Hey chick let me spam your vagina...:eek:
     
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  8. Tensegrity

    Tensegrity Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Here is some real advice...and from someone who has dated a lot, so I know a little something about failure and success with women...

    If you are both going to the same gym then you will run into each other a lot. The last thing you want is to be that creepy guy she has to change her workout schedule to avoid. So instead of asking her out right away, take your time and get to know her a little first over a few days before you go in for the kill. Always be friendly and always casually end up in her path so you can trade smiles and hellos, make sure you wipe down the weight machines after you use them cuz she *will* be paying attention (even if it doesn't seem like she is), and at some point say something like, "I swear, you look just like someone I saw on a blog the other day." If it really is her, she'll admit it and probably light up cuz she feels like she is a celebrity of sorts and "it's a small world" will now be the topic of conversation, which means you can focus on how much you two have in common. She'll probably ask how you ended up at her website, so tell her you were researching whatever topic her blog is on and found her writing to stand out from the others and how much it stuck in your mind, "It was very helpful and useful information", basically the same thing you would say as a blog comment. She'll feel good about herself and like talking to you, and will probably want to hear more.

    Now, the key here is to openly admit that you find her attractive while subliminally making her feel sexy and think about sex. Remember that sex sells and if she's trying to make her blog a success and hears that you are in the field of making blogs successful then she'll probably flirt with you on that premise alone, cuz she hopes to get "free" service from you (I put that in quotes cuz the only way you're going to give her your SEO or marketing services is if she pays for it financially or sexually).

    So, to start, you should say something along the lines of,"I gotta say, your picture online really doesn't do you justice" or "Ya know, I'm probably not the first person to say this, but you are even more attractive in person," and start with the subliminal stuff you can start to work into the conversation to make her wet. This is based on using words that can be mistaken for sexual innuendo (but don't overdo it, of course). An example might be (and I will highlight the innuendo words), "Jeez, this gym gets really hot sometimes, huh? It's like a sauna," (people are naked in a sauna, she'll think about naked people) or "Yea, I read the entire body of your blog and I was hard-pressed to find other blogs dripping with such unique information," etc, etc. It's a bit of an art, but you may find yourself doing it by accident and if you do accidentally go too far, say, "uh, that didn't come out right" or "that made more sense in my head", she'll probably laugh and think you're cute.

    At this point, she'll probably be playing with her hair. If she's laughing, playing with her hair, smiling and giving you attention, you got her. All you need to do is ask her out, but first you gotta find out if she drinks cuz obviously people are looser when they drink. So you could use a line like, "So, I was thinking of putting a few pounds back on at [insert local pub here] tonight, should I skip it? I dunno, I worked out so hard today..." and if she does then she'll be like, "Hey, go for it," and then you can ask her to come with! If she doesn't drink or is shy, you could try the route of, "Hey, I'm gonna go get a smoothie, you want one?" If she still declines, she's got a reason to say no, so you need to figure that out with a few more conversations over time. If you overdo your interest, you'll become the creepy guy at the gym, so take your time!

    Hahaha... ok, so if none of this works then you are doing something wrong or she's faithful to a boyfriend. OR... she's just an Ice Queen and then you can channel your feelings of rejection into a severe spamming session that night. ;)
     
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  9. WPRipper

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    Hold on tiger :)
     
  10. Tensegrity

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    This will definitely not work :D

    And if it did, you probably don't want to explore that territory anyway!
     
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  11. thesony

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    You know you could be a like the next Hitch. Your really good.
     
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    This whole post really turned me on. Did you know that when the light hits you just right, your eyes change color?
     
  13. anon1577

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    You're right, we DO have to put our on spin on it, right?

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    No I'm not.

    :V

    I would be her prince charming up until the part where she asked how I found her blog :D
     
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    "Hey I saw your blog and it is awesome! I have some great plans for this. May be we could take a time out and discuss them in detail?".. Take her to a coffee shop and discuss your ideas ( and probably other things too lol).. I have done this before ;-)
     
  15. Amsterdammer

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    I am missing:
    "$50 for an hour of your time."
    "Breasts look firm in that top, please wear again."
    "I saw you last night, all wet. Must have you. Give me your number."
    "My body in your head, good vid. you in?"
    "Go out with me to find out how I hacked your site."
    "My parole officer says I can date you. Sat at 8 ok for you?"
    (Soz, had to.:D)

    I wouldn't say anything about a blog. Ask about her, if she mentions it its nice, if not you can bring it up at some point. I mean, do you want the blog or the girl?
     
  16. anon1577

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    both? :V
     
  17. Amsterdammer

    Amsterdammer Power Member

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    Get the girl, get both. :D

    Let her bring it up. If not, go play minigolf or something. :p
     
  18. pratham7

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    1st Ask her that she is a member of BHW or not as u mentioned small world :p :cool:
     
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  19. Tensegrity

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    Why? Is her blog about vaginas or something?
     
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    Nice job, no it's time to get closer