sling this out here...dont laugh!

Seriously, who can be bothered wading through all the shit you've been writing with... lots..of..dots..and..shit...

Like anyone has the time or inclination to decipher your posts because you cant be bothered hitting a return key now and again.

By all means go post away on other forums but if you carry the attitude and the unreadable posting you won't get any help there either.

Good luck!
 
Boy stop it... are you paying us to answer questions for you? I'll answer if you pay me I guess. *covers head* :) Welcome to the forum, hope you get help.
 
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So many retards posting in this thread. Dean - PM me the link of the site and I can maybe help you out a bit. Ignore the flamers and idiots who know it all.
 
Sorry mate - you need to put the crack pipe down and actually talk like a 38 year old. I am not far off that age and to be honest I can understand the chavs that seem to inhabit the wall outside better than what you have typed.

Then do what people have been saying, read the forums - there are hundreds of ideas on how to achieve what you are asking.

No one here will spoon feed you the information especially when you spout crap like you have been doing when people sort of tell you what to do - read!

Now - please follow up with the expected flaming, telling me to eff off etc etc.

Enjoy reading the forums - some good info here.
 
Step 1: Do some meta tag reasearch. Figure out what keywords are geared to your site and add them in the <head> section of your page with the correct meta tag code. this is about 1% of the battle.
 
thanks to all and sorry we got off on the wrong foot! and i apologize for my language (not really!) but...LOL!
im not good at computers,i dont build websites,dont know html! My friend has a pre-engineered website that she wants me to help promote! Thats why I am here.
It has no meta tags pre-engineered into it!...My question is this: If I go into my friends website and edit the html on the pages and add meta tags...Will this change the content thats on the page?...in other words if I go into the site and add html in the form of a meta tag saying something like....bah humbug....and add the keywords that meta tagging does... will "bah humbug" be visible on the pages that i added that meta tag to...its a more techi question i know. but i dont wanna screw up the content of the page trying to add something.thats all i wanted to know in myfirst post...sorry i didnt get my point across....hope i did here...thanks for input and all your help!
i cant help the dots but will try to keep them at a minimum...thanks...P
 
musta smelled shit cause you talk outta your ass....and that is right in front of your nose...so if you aint got nothing constructive to say other than critisizing my posts then go fuck yourself....im here asking for help not bullshit from assholes like you....so go post in the someone who gives afuck about your opinion forum.......DickWAD!

You're awesome buddy! Again welcome to BHW. And thanks for the very kind words above. Your advice is noted.

I hope you get the help you deserve :)
 
lol man you should learn to use the enter key it does wonders to making any paragraph make sense :P
 
You're awesome buddy! Again welcome to BHW. And thanks for the very kind words above. Your advice is noted.

I hope you get the help you deserve :)

yep...thanks for all your help too....very informative....changed my life and shit
 
Sorry mate - you need to put the crack pipe down and actually talk like a 38 year old. I am not far off that age and to be honest I can understand the chavs that seem to inhabit the wall outside better than what you have typed.

Then do what people have been saying, read the forums - there are hundreds of ideas on how to achieve what you are asking.

No one here will spoon feed you the information especially when you spout crap like you have been doing when people sort of tell you what to do - read!

Now - please follow up with the expected flaming, telling me to eff off etc etc.

Enjoy reading the forums - some good info here.

hey....ef off fatboy....just kidding....got my answers and am very happy now....dont know wtf the prob is with asking a question....but some wanna ef with me....ill ef back and cuss your ass out....no prob....sorry if i offend....but dont ef with me first....k
 
pdean, you sound very childish if i may say so, the reason people hate people asking questions is because the answers are on the forum. Use the search button, it's your best friend.
 
IF you work you must have some money so , you could invest them into something like CS , and ask someone to teach you little bit so you cant go wrong.

Most methods are easy too but its hard to think outside box in most of them :)
 
i didnt write the copy of the site
good thing or theyd be a bunch of dots and shit
im only trying to help promote the site
i came here to ask some questions
no answers to my specific questions yet
only critisizm or post of "read the forum"
well if i wanted to read the forum,I would have done so!
wait!...actually i am reading it and still doing so!
well id say thanks for all yalls help.....BUT!
there ain been no help from noone here on any of the questions i ask!
this black hat shit must be kept under your hat or something!
if you did post and try to be helpful....i do appreciate it...really!
if you posted being a nonhelpful smartass then go fuck yourself and die in hell with a glass of icewater just out of reach!
ill go learn this somewhere else and find a place where i can post questions.....and get answers to the questions that i ask
SO..DOT DOT....DOT DOT DOT........DOT DA DA DA DOT DOT.....
thats morse code for Thanks to those who tried to help....and KISS MY FUCKING ASS TO THE REST!....you know who you are!

I can only hope that if you keep being a douche bag that you don't stay long. That being said, asking about if meta tags will mess up the display of the site here is like going to a rocket scientist and asking if your car needs gas. Oh, and if you don't fuck up when writing the code, they won't show on the page. That's why you don't see them on any site you visit. There are MILLIONS of basic HTML and SEO tutorials out there that will make it much easier for you to read and follow than something posted here. And honestly, if you aren't willing to do the research and work yourself, not many will be willing to help you around here. That's just how it is.

Since I'm feeling kinda helpful, here are a couple links to get you started. Hopefully, you don't need me to read them to you as well.
http://www.seomoz.org/article/beginners-1-page
http://blogoscoped.com/archive/2007-01-07-n13.html
http://www.456bereastreet.com/archive/200502/basics_of_search_engine_optimisation/

A bit of Googling for "basic html tutorial" or "seo basics" might pay off big time. There's alot more to it than just meta tags. Good luck.
 
Yeah you might get a little extra confused around here. Black hat is advanced stuff and might just get you in trouble. I'm not trying to be insulting but you should know how to drive
a car before you go some place teaching installing turbos and nitrous oxide. My biggest recommendation is pick one method of getting traffic; Search Engine Optimization, pay per click, articles,etc. and stick with it. My biggest problem has been going from one thing to the next.
 
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