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Discussion in 'White Hat SEO' started by pdean37, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. pdean37

    pdean37 BANNED BANNED

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    alright im new to all this shit....seo....computers....websites....but im learning....im 38 years old...sick of working for the man and wanna work for me....my friend has a website and wants me to help promote it....im looking into basic seo....checking out this site....her webmaster tools from the hosting site...all that...i sorta get it.... but not really to the point where i am confident....im smart and can figure this shit out....but im also trying to reverse engineer this shit...because the website is sorta a generic thing that several people have....it has 3 pages that are unique to the user...if that makes sense...i read keywords are important!....the site is built so i assume i should pick the keywords from the content of the site since i have no control over that now....meta tags?...it has none!....can i add that by editting the html without affecting the actual content of the page?....in other words are the meta tags something thats visible on the page or something in the background for the benifit of the googlebots that crawl the page?...help a brother ...if you have something thats free to teach me let me know....ill buy shit after i make some cash...pulling out my hair here since im doing this ass backwards as well....all help requested....remember im complete noob...dont know what roi or any abbreviation is...but will be expert after all yalls help....thanks......P
     
  2. Ron Parker

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    Just dive into this site. There is enough information in here on seo or anything else your interested in so just put in the time. Your in the right place.
     
  3. lewi

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    wooow spacing lol

    your like me and use alot of dots instead of comma's
    wish you the best of luck and yes all them things you mention are important :) add them all in :) and research them you will get alot of info from here :).

    Urrrm hidden text trick doesnt work and hasnt worked for a very long time... them bots are clever now lol
     
  4. pdean37

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    grammer aint my best...punctuations for the birds....dots are cool...saves thinking....capitalization....periods...commas...all that shit....is the meta tags thing a hidden useless trick now?....read it was important....not sure if its also content from the page or just an invisible tag....make sense?......P
     
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    wow, that shit is really hard to read and hurts my brain
     
  6. pdean37

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    im...sorry...about...that...but....all...i...know...in...messaging.....!
     
  7. freqout

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    O......k......c.....o.....o......l.....m.....a.....n
     
  8. pdean37

    pdean37 BANNED BANNED

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    got some advice for me?...or just criticizing my message?....my english teacher is dead!....3 years ago.....tragic really!...but who gives a fuck?...i got a site to promote......help!
     
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    I have only been on here for 3 or 4 weeks, I would spend a good 4 - 8 hours just reading through some of the posts on here, just absorb as much as you can.

    Once you have a bit of knowledge it will go far and you will be able to ask more detailed and specific questions. If you ask someone, how do I take a site from nothing to a well marketed site, I dont think many people will take you seriously.
     
  10. pdean37

    pdean37 BANNED BANNED

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    hey thanks...i do plan on being here daily and trying to figure all this out...thats my goal...to gain knowledge!...and this seems to be the place to be...but as i said...i am very new at this stuff so ill need to ask some really dumb questions...was wondering if this is the place to get them answered...i know people are very busy here...and if theyll take he time...id appreciate....im reading elsewhere...but its just info...so noone to answer dumb questions...if noone has the time to give me input here then i should learn it somewhere else and come back here for tips and tricks...not asking how to make a million bucks....just how to use the tools to get hits on the site im promoting....hoping some of you have the time to help.....thanks......P
     
  11. freqout

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    Most of the information is here, but what I am saying is just read through a bunch of stuff, go through the older posts and pick out 10 that seem interesting and read through them, and you will get to understand more and more some of the terms and methods used.
     
  12. pdean37

    pdean37 BANNED BANNED

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    ill give it a try....ive been a member for a while and have already been doing that....this place is huge and im sure the info is here...but is way easier to ask specific questions than to search the entire forum for an answer to something....may as well search google...does that make sense?....i also am learning but will have very specific questions on specific aspects of seo...so to search the forum would be futile because it may be a general question that i understand all the points of....except for 1 point that i need clarified....and if thats not ask and answered in the old posts...then im wasting time...dont really have time to waste...is why i posted this to speed up the learning....if i cant get the answers by posting questions here then i guess ill see what i can find somewhere else...but will check here for tips and stuff.....thanks......P
     
  13. VinceC

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    Hi pal

    1st thing 1st, pls write in a way for human reading message :p just kidding.

    This is important as I know there r many kind souls here would like to help u, but with all those ......... may sometimes pissed ppl off too.

    suggestion: maybe can put in a point form, this way ppl know what ur problem is and give u appropriate advices.
     
  14. kkkola

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    Hi pdean37 and welcome aboard BHW!

    When I was reading the "shit" you posted, I almost throw up because it really does smell like shit. And then I stopped reading halfway.

    My 2 cents? Talk clearly and you will get help!
     
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    Welcome, like Ron Parker said, just dive in and start reading. Don't get distracted by all the downloads, without the knowledge you will find on this site they are useless and will just start collecting dust on your hard drive.

    Just read, there is really no need to even ask questions at this point, any question you may have has more than likely been asked and answered.

    Good luck
     
  16. pdean37

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    well in my first post here i described my situation! And also ask a specific question about meta tags!
    my situation is(without all the fucking dots that make it easy for me but so hard on yall!) that my friend ask me to promote her site as a partner! In my research i found that keywords are very important! but since i did not create the site with keywords in mind.then im assuming that i have to pick the keywords from the content of the pages of the site and use them in optimization!is this corect or do i have other options?
    also i read that meta tags were important in getting a search on google!as far as i know the site doesnt have meta tags(not even sure what the fuck a meta tag is)because i went to each page and right clicked to veiw source and no meta tags were there!so my question is can meta tags be added to each page on the website without changing the content on each page (this is a preformed site!)or do you have to use the content or subject of the page as the initial meta tag before adding keywords....if this dont make no sense its cause i couldnt put in all my.....dots and shit!....the dots are brail for help me out.....okay.....LOL....thanks......P
     
  17. pdean37

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    musta smelled shit cause you talk outta your ass....and that is right in front of your nose...so if you aint got nothing constructive to say other than critisizing my posts then go fuck yourself....im here asking for help not bullshit from assholes like you....so go post in the someone who gives afuck about your opinion forum.......DickWAD!
     
  18. java

    java Guest

    There is more to making money online than SEO. Part of it is compelling copy. People won't bother to read your compelling copy unless it is easy to read. Making it easy to read involves formatting and spacing.

    I suggest you loose the habit of dense paragraphs and ellipses.
     
  19. jay101

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    Lucky for you to find this site early in your IM efforts, wish I would have found it couple years back, would have saved a ton of money on a bunch of rehashed B.S. that filled my inbox all the time.

    Anyways, goodluck - jump in with both feet, learn and get to work.
     
  20. pdean37

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    i didnt write the copy of the site
    good thing or theyd be a bunch of dots and shit
    im only trying to help promote the site
    i came here to ask some questions
    no answers to my specific questions yet
    only critisizm or post of "read the forum"
    well if i wanted to read the forum,I would have done so!
    wait!...actually i am reading it and still doing so!
    well id say thanks for all yalls help.....BUT!
    there ain been no help from noone here on any of the questions i ask!
    this black hat shit must be kept under your hat or something!
    if you did post and try to be helpful....i do appreciate it...really!
    if you posted being a nonhelpful smartass then go fuck yourself and die in hell with a glass of icewater just out of reach!
    ill go learn this somewhere else and find a place where i can post questions.....and get answers to the questions that i ask
    SO..DOT DOT....DOT DOT DOT........DOT DA DA DA DOT DOT.....
    thats morse code for Thanks to those who tried to help....and KISS MY FUCKING ASS TO THE REST!....you know who you are!