Slave Looking For Quick Work!

My situation: I want to have a little more spending money for the county fair which starts August 1st.

The Problem: The majority of affiliate programs pay bi-weekly or once a month.

The Solution: I'm offering to write for beer!
Right now it's the 30th which gives me all of today (30th), all of tomorrow (31st), and then the fair starts.

If I write 5 articles for 5 people at only $2 that is still $50.
I know that's extremely low but 25 articles when you've got 3 days of time to kill really isn't that bad.

If only 2 people want 10 articles written for them at $5 a piece, that's a few hours of work and $100.

Just some examples of some money that could be made for me writing. I will have the articles done in a timely and fast manner as I have no life for the next few days

If anyone is interested, please let me know.

I'll do any topic and any niche.

ALSO: I almost forgot to mention that I am able to drive traffic to a website via YouTube.

I have a video downloader/watermark tool and video converter and I am experienced in driving traffic via YouTube.

How many words in these articles and may I have a sample?

Just give me a topic/niche you would like the article on and how many words approximately you want it to be and I'll write you up a sample real quick.

The topic is cigars and why they don't have to be Cuban to be great. Actually they DO, but convince the reader (and me) that they don't. Also, are these ALL your own work, guaranteed unique, and will I own all rights in perpetuity once you get paid?

Yes you will own all rights to the articles after payment is received.

This is just a sample so I wrote a 368 word (If other articles need be longer then let me know).

Cuban Cigars - Are They Over Rated? (368 Words)

Although Cuban is a favorite among cigars. Does a cigar really have to be a Cuban cigar to be great?

Impressive in taste but is hardly necessary to have a great tasting cigar. For example, the mild and sweet Baccarat Luchadores are generally cheap in price but the only downfall to this is they do not improve flavor by aging.

Cuban cigars will generally cost hundreds of dollars and let's not forget they are illegal home and abraod for American citizens to own in the US.

Just because the Cigar has the label Cuban does not mean it is a great Cigar, but it does make it "the forbidden fruit" and therefore making it more desirable than other cigars. There's no sense to violate a country's laws just to smoke a Cuban cigar.

They may generally have the title "The best cigars in the world", however; Nicaraguan cigars can taste just as good as Cuban cigars.

There are cigars that are legal in the US that some people consider better and just as expensive as Cuban cigars. Many mediocre Cubans can cost as much as the best of Dominican and Nicaraguan cigars and the best arguably Dominican cigar (which is extremely rate) is the Fuente Fuente Opus X. This is an example of a cigar that will top just about any Cuban cigar.

So keep in mind that for a taste as just as good as a Cuban cigar and without getting in trouble by the US Law for having one in the US and for about the same amount of price or sometimes cheaper, you can own a cigar of equal value or better. Most people want Cubans because they are the "forbidden fruit" and if they weren't illegal in the US, they would still be great in taste but less desirable and wouldn't be so highly rated over other cigars.

Do yourself a favor and save yourself a little money and the next time you shop for a cigar, and try something new all while saving money and being legal.

So no, it doesn't take a Cuban cigar to have a great cigar because there are other lesser normal types of cigars out there that can size up to "the forbidden fruit".

Wow Corey!
This is great.
You convinced me, that is for sure.
Great work.

lol when I first read the topic he asked I thought to myself.

"How to convince a reader a cigar doesn't need to be Cuban.. well this should be fun."

That's why I love writing articles. The amount of research put into topics you don't know about, you will always end up learning something new.

What's with the "Database Error" on almost every link I click or when I try to reply?