[Shitpost] Hustling some Coronacash

Well, my country is still on lockdown and stuff like supermarkets, drugstores and banks have big ass queues. Delivery is banned because of some useless reason I can't mention due forum rules. So I thought how to take advantage of this situation?

Sell queue spots!

Go, wait the queue, then sell the spot depending on how near you are to the gate. Take the cash and go to the back of the queue again. Repeat for moar monies.

Know what that's a good idea, we had something similar here in India when demonetization was in place

Give it a go!

Could work

Good idea in principle, but too many crazy SJWs where I live, would not be a pleasant job. I was selling sanitiser and PPE for regular market rates (pre CCP virus prices) and was getting demonised for it. Idiot entitled socialists think they should get everything for free.