she said fck you

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LOL, that's cute, and the title really got my attention.

 

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well the reason the yank married me wasnt for my looks
so it must be my uk charm

 

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Lol good one. She still needs training. U see my tea is waiting for me as I get up.

 

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keinehabe said:

British jokes most of the time makes no sense for foreigners

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Maybe That's the reason that I can't find anything in this thread which is funny.

 

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Interesting...but what was she doing out of the kitchen?

 

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irfanrufi123 said:

so you would have ordered two teas one male and other female and they're having $ex and its called fuc%ing tea i guess

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u know i read this and i started laughing aloud... nice creativity...

 

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keinehabe said:

British jokes most of the time makes no sense for foreigners )

LOL

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They make sense to me. My kids and I are big fans of British dry humor.

 

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joke makes perfect sense
man calls his wife to bedroom
wife stands there and says what do u want
man replys - why u standing there go make me a drink

 

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And here I am thinkin I'm about to read a story about how an AM told you to go fuck yourself. Damn, that would have been good.

 

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proxygo said:

dont just stand there, go make me a fking drink,
she stands there hands on hips says, fck u go make your own. lolz
bless -- she still made me my morning cuppa tea

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That's true love right there, I can tell you're a happy couple ^_^

 

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they say when u have been together long enough
the crap that comes out of your mouth blows away in
the wind and yes we are

 

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good thread, made me laugh,
and ma girl would say get up, i need you to take out the trash

 

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