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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by darkman, Mar 2, 2010.

  1. darkman

    darkman Regular Member

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    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

    The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

    "Eight," the boy replied.

    The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

    The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four.

    We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either."
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    An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name....

    In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

    All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'

    The room erupted in applause!

    DON'T MESS WITH US OLD FOLKS.