You can't beat a childs logic.....!! ( Insert any Gurutards name in place of XXXXX ) So, XXXXX is sitting next to this kid at the Doc's and could see he was getting a little bored waiting around so decides to try and get engaged in conversation with him. "Let's talk" XXXXX said. Kid: "Okay, what shall we talk about..??" So thinking it would be a little funny, XXXXX said "How about SEO .??" "Very interesting topic" the kid said, "but let me ask you a question.... a Horse, a Cow and a Deer, all eat grass. Yet a Deer excretes pellets, the Cow flat pats and a Horse clumps. Why...??" XXXXX had to think for a moment, but had to admit defeat, "I don't know..!!" was the reply. Kid looks you straight in the eye and quibs.."Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss SEO issues with me when it's clear you don't know Shit...??"