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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MisterF, Jun 3, 2017.

  1. MisterF

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    You can't beat a childs logic.....!!

    ( Insert any Gurutards name in place of XXXXX )




    So, XXXXX is sitting next to this kid at the Doc's and could see he was getting a little bored waiting around so decides to try and get engaged in conversation with him.

    "Let's talk" XXXXX said.
    Kid: "Okay, what shall we talk about..??"

    So thinking it would be a little funny, XXXXX said "How about SEO .??"

    "Very interesting topic" the kid said, "but let me ask you a question.... a Horse, a Cow and a Deer, all eat grass. Yet a Deer excretes pellets, the Cow flat pats and a Horse clumps. Why...??"

    XXXXX had to think for a moment, but had to admit defeat, "I don't know..!!" was the reply.

    Kid looks you straight in the eye and quibs.."Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss SEO issues with me when it's clear you don't know Shit...??"
     
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    So, Nailed Patel is sitting next to this kid at the Doc's and could see he was getting a little bored waiting around so decides to try and get engaged in conversation with him.

    "Let's talk" Nailed Patel said.
    Kid: "Okay, what shall we talk about..??"

    So thinking it would be a little funny, Nailed Patel said "How about SEO .??"

    "Very interesting topic" the kid said, "but let me ask you a question.... a Horse, a Cow and a Deer, all eat grass. Yet a Deer excretes pellets, the Cow flat pats and a Horse clumps. Why...??"

    Nailed Patel had to think for a moment, but had to admit defeat, "I don't know..!!" was the reply.

    Kid looks you straight in the eye and quibs.."Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss SEO issues with me when it's clear you don't know Shit...??"
     
  4. mickyfu

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    Gurutard and kids can only lead to one person.
     
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  6. Elin Dotsya

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    Some kid walked up to me today and asked for some money. This is what I told him, " I don't have any." That was the end of that.

    A real gurutard would have come up with some BS on the spot. You don't need to know shit to say shit.
     
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  7. AryabhattZero

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    Let me guess... ..... too tough ..


    (McFloate)
    Edit: his surname is censored?!?
     
  8. yuuzokun

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    Hmmm. I have a name for xxx . Even the kid aswell.
     
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    Thanks I'm going to start incorporating SEO jokes in my daily life and nobody's going to understand shit!
     
  10. ksk71119

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    Your profile picture is a perfect fit to the description.
     
  11. seoblackhatnoob

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    really we should have collection of seo and blackhat jokes
     
  12. blizz3010

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    Great guide! I'm an SEO master now.