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SEO Jokes, join and make some

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ehabh, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. ehabh

    ehabh Registered Member

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    Please try to come up with SEO Jokes, and if you find one you like press thanks.


    Here is my try
    What do you get when you cross SEO with politics?
    High ranking officials.
     
  2. boom1

    boom1 BANNED BANNED

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    seo guy contacted me yesterday,

    guaranteed me page 1 position 1 for any kw:rolleyes:
     
  3. keytenx

    keytenx Supreme Member

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    :D Here is my massive list... :D
    Code:
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/378582-search-engine-optimization-jokes-d.html
     
  4. mudbutt

    mudbutt Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    a man walks into a {bar|store|restaurant|club}....
     
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    GfxDude Registered Member

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    Two SEOs watchin' a girl with big boobs on trampoline
    1st: I hate it?
    2nd: What, the trampoline?
    1st: No the bounce rate.
     
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  6. ehabh

    ehabh Registered Member

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    Good guys these are some nice ones keep up the good work :)
     
  7. bobocea

    bobocea Registered Member

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    In soviet russia, pages rank you!
     
  8. Leith

    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    These are pretty lame but oh well,

    What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a "nofollow" outside the door.

    Why seo's never play golf? ..
    They fear the sandbox...

    Why are seo's are always excited to take the elevator down a building?..
    Because they like to see (9...8...7..6..5.4.3..2..1)..
     
  9. tb303

    tb303 Power Member

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    not really seo but blackhat

    My PC has been stuffed with cookies...
    Its ok though. Its 'A Dell'

    sorry :eek:
     
  10. nemsis

    nemsis Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Heh :)
     
  11. lmaestro

    lmaestro Power Member

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    I used to be good at SEO. then I took a Panda to the knee
     
  12. rojurru

    rojurru Newbie

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    Back in the day people used to trash cars when found they were cheated.
    Now thanks to SEO you can now humiliate your boyfriend/girlfriend to 2,267,233,742 people[SIZE=-1][/SIZE]worldwide by ranking high in Google![SIZE=-1][/SIZE]Not really a joke..hope it counts
     
  13. safex

    safex Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Nice one..That make my day Good..


    How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?lol..>!!