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SEO Joke: Found On DP! LOL

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  1. macdonjo3

    macdonjo3 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    So I was searching Google, found a DP thread. It was about a guy asking if he should target a certain keyword and he said the stats. Nbd yet. He says the keyword has 150,000 exact competition when he puts the keyword in quotation marks ("").

    So some newb comes along thinking he knows shit and says:

    rofl! :)
     
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  2. LiamLC

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    hahaha sounds like something I would've said like 5 years ago
     
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    nice one dude, you put a smile on my face
     
  4. macdonjo3

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    Funny. I am surprised. If that was on this forum that dude would've gotten flamed hard core. Is DP a nicer forum?
     
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    People over there definitely did not comment on his word, not even the OP. though later I could see one guy explaining the meaning of " "... but that thread is 5 years old, so it was new subject for many unlike these days
     
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    That's pretty sad
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    LMAO.


    DP can be quite funny, when it isn´t disgusting.
     
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    hahahah that is pretty funny.
     
  10. imlol

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    i guess markmoney is from here lol.
     
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    It's kind of sad how funny I thought that was. I need to get out more.
     
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    good one :)
     
  13. J1218

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    What's even funnier, is that guy isn't alone. I've seen people say that in threads on numerous occasions.
     
  14. lucky17

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    Depends on the time of day how funny this is
     
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    Hello guys...!
    Really nice jokes dude, I like that "Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings"
     
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    Wow, seems that lots of people here are SEO gurus :p

    I am sure lots of people here didn't even know SEO existed 6 years ago so give this guy a chance to ask his questions.
     
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    Well then maybe it was LiamLC who said it cuz he said it sounded like something he wouldve said 5 yrs ago lmao
     
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    OMG that was me! I just looked at the thread IMGster was my first account, I named it that because I used to just spam img tag cookie stuffing epn all over DP. LMAO I forgot about that account. :eek:



    haha just kidding :D but that is pretty funny lol I didnt know that's how old the thread was when I posted that.
     
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    That's pretty funny. I wonder how these 'SEOs' have the nerve to advise others :)
     
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    Anyone else have this problem with seeing anything dated post 2000 and just thinkin 'ah, that was only yesterday' ?